The Zoldycks

A new story: the female lead of a harem novel is reborn. "Alluka, remember: never take a job that won't make money!" He puts on a serious face. That's Illumi, a money-loving big brother. "Big Brother, I understand. I absolutely won't take any jobs that pay less than six million!" He clenches his fist. That's Alluka, brainwashed into being a big-brother fanatic. "Good girl. You're much quicker on the uptake than Killua." He looks pleased. "No, it's because you taught me so well, Big Brother." He blushes. "...That's enough, you two!" He looks twisted with frustration. That's Killua, whose stomach hurts from watching this display of loving brotherly affection. "Killua, what do you know? Cute tropes are the hope of this world now!" He looks wistful. That's the rotten otaku, Milluki. "Bullshit, you shut-in! Go hide at home for the rest of your life!" He flies into an embarrassed rage. "Big Brother Killua is being tsundere again." He remains expressionless. That's Kalluto, who loves making snarky remarks. "Hohohohoho~~~~ Of course they're my children~~~~" She looks crazed. That's Kikyo, who's gone off the deep end with a seriously abnormal train of thought. "Illumi and Alluka really are my favorites..." He sighs. That's Zeno, who's just as money-hungry, and even more so than Illumi. "Eh? Who are you?" He looks confused. That's Maha, whose memory is astonishingly bad. "Am I really the only normal person in this family...?" He looks melancholy. That's Silva, who mutters to himself. "Mmm~ My little fruits look so fresh and green~?~" He looks perverted. That's Hisoka, the orchardist sister-in-law who traveled thousands of miles without complaint to find her husband. Basically, this is a story about a bunch of broken Zoldycks living in the world of One Piece... "Huh? Aren't I the male lead?" He looks confused. That's Luffy, making a token appearance. "At least I'm the second male lead! Why have I only had one scene by chapter 26?!" He looks outraged. That's Law, unhappy with how little screen time he gets. All right, actually, this is a fantastical (?) story about a bunch of broken Zoldycks living in the world of One Piece, and about big-brother-obsessed Alluka and tragic Killua each whisking away their own seme... Writing is hard. If you don't like this story, feel free to click the red X in the upper-right corner. Please don't throw bricks, give it negative ratings, or engage in other malicious behavior. Thanks for your cooperation! Theme: