After Zhu Ma Obtained the Golden Finger of Hypnosis

Save it for collection, it will definitely open this year! There is a bamboo horse in Shou who is cold and handsome. He is the young man from Qingbei who always dominates the rankings in the school. He is praised by teachers and is a cold academic god who is unmatched in the eyes of his classmates. However, what such a sweetheart loves to do most is to follow Shou and take the trouble to force him to study hard. On this day, I missed my self-study class because of Zhu Ma's pursuit. I hid in the school doctor's room and slept, but suddenly I discovered in my dream that the world was a novel. The protagonist of the novel is his bamboo horse. Today, the bamboo horse will get his exclusive golden finger-hypnosis. Then, Zhuma will beep-- to the classmates, beep-- to the teacher, and transform the school into beep-- Yes, this novel is a pornographic novel! At the end of the novel, his sweetheart gradually sank and became distorted, becoming a delinquent boy who missed college. ? ? ? How is this possible! His bamboo horse is a scholar who can escort Qingbei! Suffering from a dying illness, I sat up in shock and hurried back to class. When I found out that a transfer student really came today, I looked desperate. Shou began to rack his brains to think about how to save his beloved. Just in case, Shou began to keep an eye on Zhu Ma every step of the way to prevent him from suddenly extending his evil hands to others. I still remember to forward the article to Zhuma conscientiously, "The autobiography of a low-class person, my life began to decline from being addicted to pornography." Teenagers need to pay attention! The top ten dangers of being addicted to mobile phones! "Cultivation of a healthy mind and body begins with rejecting yellow." If you engage in pornography, you will lose your life. Zhuma:? ? ? Faced with Zhu Ma's question, Shou Yu said sincerely: "You can't be too addicted to desires, especially not too carefree. Even if you want to find someone, you have to be determined to find one." Based on his experience in reading pornographic novels, if the lover honestly finds someone to have a 1v1, it is not impossible to achieve the ending. The bamboo horse was thoughtful and pondered for a long time. Under the comforted eyes, he said coldly: "Can I ask you?" He was shocked and pale, his head was full of questions, he wanted to speak but stopped, he stopped talking but he wanted to. Shou finally realized a problem, that is, his bamboo horse seemed to be bent while carrying him. After struggling for a long time, he finally gritted his teeth and agreed with a tragic face in order to prevent the bamboo horse from going astray. ——He doesn't know anything after being hypnotized anyway. Then, when Shou came out of the hypnotic state, he found that he had memorized the text, finished his homework, and completed the language, mathematics, foreign objects, students, etc. Test papers... And his sweetheart was checking the test paper with a satisfied look on his face, and he did not forget to comment aloud, "The effect is better than what I tried before. It seems that this is suitable for you." Shou, who had been completely drained, looked at Zhu Ma and slowly typed three question marks. No, are you sick? I would rather you fuck me personally than do it like this! ! ! Shou, who never wanted to see a test paper again in this life, just wanted to run away, when the bamboo horse pinched the back of fate's neck. Zhuma's death gaze: "Why, you don't supervise me anymore?" Shou wanted to run away but didn't. Just when she was about to reply, another question suddenly occurred to her. That hypnotic golden finger requires X energy when used. Then the question comes, where does Zhuma get the X energy. Meng suddenly grasped the handle and angrily questioned Zhu Ma. Zhu Ma pushed up his glasses with a calm look on his face, "Oh, that's it, it's very simple. I look at your photo—" "Don't say it!" Shou suddenly understood and his whole body was on fire. He jumped up and covered Zhuma's mouth. He threatened with a red face, "If you say anything else, I will delete all the photos in your phone!" Zhu Ma nodded as if nothing had happened and shut up obediently. Well, this is considered acquiescence, right? Copywriting 2: Recently, a new post appeared on the website "What if your sweetheart is the protagonist of a hypnotic novel?" Netizens thought it was a joke and gave suggestions one after another. I suggest the poster to follow him immediately! [Sacrifice yourself to benefit the whole world, come on! [To be fair, you are not a real man if you don't have sex with me. If your lover is in need, of course the poster should take the initiative to sacrifice himself. Well, you don't need the host to take the initiative, right? In fact, it's very delicious to be forced, jpg.] [What you said above makes sense! Just as netizens were laughing and commenting, half a year later, the post was upvoted again, and some netizens curiously asked about the result. Postmaster: [Thank you everyone, Zhuma took me to Tsinghua University. Attached below is a picture of two coded admission notices, with a pair of interlocking hands on top. Netizen:? ? ? No, you guys are serious! The copy has been uploaded as a screenshot on August 10, 2024. Any plagiarism will be investigated. Intention: Study hard and make progress every day