One day, the attacker moved to the famous No. 99 Ideal Street.
According to rumors, this place is very abnormal and seems to be filled with evil spirits.
Gong scoffed, and on the day he moved in, he fell in love at first sight with the boy next door holding an umbrella and counting ants.
Gong, who was heartbroken for the first time in his life, started a clumsy pursuit. Today he would send flowers and fruits, tomorrow he would send fruits, and the next day he would come and cook a meal in person.
With Gong's unremitting pursuit, the relationship between the two became better and better, and finally, they announced their engagement six months later.
The proud Gong could not help but post to show off.
However, as Gong recounted his love experience, netizens gradually became unable to sit still.
[I like eating rotten apples... Is this really normal?
[Hate the sun, emmm]
[The room is dripping with moisture, and mushrooms are growing in the corners... If you don't think about it, I don't think normal people would live in such an environment.
[So the poster, you really don't think the mushroom picture you posted is very shabby?
[Is there a possibility that your wife is not a human being?
Netizens gave suggestions one after another. Especially after learning that Gong lived on Ideal Street, they quickly advised him to run away, otherwise he would die one day and no one knows!
Gong scoffed, picked up the keyboard and began to fight for three hundred rounds with these guys who said bad things about his wife.
Your wife is really not a human being!
[Laughing to death, of course my wife is not a human being, my wife is a deity descended from the earth! Envy, right? Jealous? It's a pity you don't.
Owner, don't you really think there's something wrong with your mental state? It is recommended to go to the hospital for a check-up]
[Of course there is something wrong with my mental state. After all, you don't have a wife, so how can you know this kind of ecstasy?
... You idiot, I have never seen anyone so eager to die.
[I really want to die in my wife's arms, don't you? Oh, you don't have a wife.
A man engaged in verbal battles with other scholars on the Internet, making netizens so angry that they broke their defenses. But soon, he himself suffered retribution.
An accident happened, proving that No. 99 Ideal Street was indeed abnormal.
Netizens rushed back to this post overnight and began to ridicule.
[Hahaha, officially certified, No. 99 Ideal Street has been classified as an extremely dangerous area, and an evil god is suspected to be wandering around.
Owner, is your wife the evil god? Hahaha, we really don't have such a wife.
Your wife loves you very much? Ah, is it the love of little bugs? Dog
Is it the love of food?
[No way, no way, no one really thinks that evil gods will fall in love with humans just like humans fall in love with food, right?
[Cthulhu: This human being is a bit stupid, please tease me. Human: He loves me.
[Human: His affection for me is worth 100. Evil God: But Evil God's favorability value cannot be calculated.
[I won't tell you who the clown is, hahaha]
Gong was so angry that he broke his defense and started playing the keyboard on the spot to get angry.
[What about the evil god? Can't the evil god fall in love with me?
[Can the evil god agree to my proposal and then be irresponsible?
[Can evil gods deceive people's feelings?
After finishing the argument, he still slammed the keyboard with anger and asked the recipient fiercely whether you were responsible or not.
He was patted on the face to comfort him, and the snow-white mycelium almost buried the attack. He responded solemnly: "I won't lie, I am responsible, and we can talk."
After saying that, he hugged Gong happily and asked expectantly when he would get married.
Gong was cured in an instant, throwing aside the mentally retarded netizens, happily holding Shou in his arms to discuss the details of the wedding and honeymoon.
Small theater:
Ten years later, someone commented on Gong's post and asked if the original poster was still alive. Attracted many people to watch.
Gongman Youyou appeared proudly, alive, not only alive, but also had hundreds of millions of children. Alas, let's not talk about it anymore. There are too many children. I am going to earn money for milk powder.
Shou sighed beside him and gave birth to many more spores.
There was no way, my boyfriend liked to play house, so he had no choice but to accompany him.
Although I don't understand why Spore is a child.
Motto: Love can change everything