The strongest student council president, a saintly seme, vs. a top-tier flunking, fluffy uke
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Salicia is a gifted young mage, but summoning is the one subject he keeps failing.
No matter how he changes his spellcasting, he always summons the same useless little fluffball.
Little fluffball: Give up struggling, my summoner. I’m the adorable pet you’re destined to hold in your arms, spoil, and raise like a princess.
More like a destined calamity.
Salicia, coldly: Begone, flying fluff.
Little fluffball: Look into my big, dewy eyes. Stroke my soft little body. Pinch my springy, nimble ears. Heh, summoner, dare you swear on your conscience that you aren’t even a little bit tempted?
Salicia, without hesitation: I hate fluffy things that make me fail classes and keep me from getting into college.
The little fluffball is named Su Chi. In his previous life, he was a top-tier star on Blue Star who got by on his looks. One day, he transmigrated to a magical world and became useless. He refuses to believe his cute act has stopped working, and keeps pouting at his summoner three times a day.
Salicia, fed up with him: Fine. Since you can’t summon a powerful monster, learn transformation magic and turn into one.
Little Su the fluffball, stunned: Me? A little fluffball? Learn magic?
Salicia: If you can’t learn it, I’ll set you free.
Little Su, eyes brimming with tears: QAQ You make abandoning me sound so nice. What kind of hero pressures an adorable fluffball?
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Putting pressure on a useless fluffball really does work. At the very least, the gifted young mage graduates just as he hoped.
After the slum disappearance case and the evil god resurrection case, the useless fluffball suddenly transforms into a human. With curly black hair, red lips, and big, dewy eyes, he gazes at Salicia innocently.
Salicia, voice low: ...Give me back that big-eyed, super-cute little fluffball. Now.
Su Chi: But you said you hated fluffy things.
Salicia, caught letting it slip: ...
Su Chi: When I was a top-tier star, I lived off this face. Tsk, do you have no taste?
Su Chi gives a little shake, and fluffy ears and a big tail appear on his human form. His hands turn into furry paws.
Su Chi waves his soft, pink paw pads at him: What about now?
Salicia swallows, staring fixedly without a word.
Su Chi: ??? Why did you suddenly get a nosebleed?
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After that, the Imperial Magic University welcomes the youngest student council president in its history.
He is kind, powerful, and beautiful, and quickly wins the approval of students and faculty alike. His knack for solving cases also makes him famous beyond campus. The unruly Exorcist Association and the noble Holy Sanctuary are both vying to book his career in advance.
At the same time, the Imperial Magic University welcomes the biggest underachiever in its history.
He gets in by the skin of his teeth, fails his exams, and spends every day slacking off, hoping to find a sugar daddy. He breaks all kinds of records, including the lowest entrance score, the most failed subjects, the most compensation cases, and the highest compensation bill. His record is so remarkable that the entire school is talking about him.
The Magic Academy welcomes both the darkest night and the brightest day,
and, to everyone’s mingled delight and dismay, the darkest night even manages to latch onto the brightest day.
His classmates all look at Su Chi with disdain: Get lost. Don’t drag down our strongest student council president. You’re lazy and rely on your looks. You’ll get dumped sooner or later!
Then, at the interschool tournament, the opposing team uses the Tian Ji horse-racing strategy and picks Su Chi as their opponent.
He pulls out a mermaid and wins the match with ease.
The merfolk all stand up at once: How can the strongest warrior of our people be ordered around by a human?
He calls out an elf and wins just as easily.
The elves are incredulous: How can our ancestor, missing for hundreds of years, be hanging around with a human?
His classmates shout that it’s impossible: I don’t understand! Why would mysterious, elegant long-lived races obey this good-for-nothing?
The mysterious, elegant mermaids and elves: Heh. Once he becomes your landlord, you’ll understand everything.
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The Holy Sanctuary is holding another selection for a new saint.
Insiders know it’s all just for show, because the requirements for becoming a saint are unbelievably strict.
How strict are they?
So strict that no one could possibly meet them in a thousand years.
Unexpectedly, only three hundred years later, the recovering God of Light is awakened by the new saint.
Seeing the saint and the lazy fluffball in his arms, the God of Light’s vision goes dark. He says grimly: Shameless. Get out!
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Later, the war between gods and demons begins.
Everyone watches in shock as the saint takes the Demon King’s side, while his useless summoned beast grins sinisterly beside him.
Everyone: Damn it! That evil fluffball deceived our saint and toyed with his feelings! The survival of humanity, the fate of the elves, the future of the merfolk, the outcome of the Abyss... He should be held responsible for everything, or how else did things end up like this?
Su Chi: ...So you’re dumping everything on me and making me settle everyone’s accounts by myself?
I’m just a delicate, adorable little fluffball with a weak body and sloping shoulders. I can’t carry this many huge burdens!
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Bonus scene:
Top student saint: Time to study.
Flunking fluffball: No rush. First, take a look at my seven virtues...
[Humility] I don’t know how. (Spoken slowly, calmly, and modestly.)
[Fairness] I don’t know this one, I don’t know that one, and I don’t know any of them. (How to make the problems at home stop feeling like they’re playing favorites.)
[Patience] It’s okay. Nobody knows the answers. (We’re all flunking. Let’s be patient with each other.)
[Faith] But the top student at the desk next to me definitely knows! (Pounds chest with confidence.)
[Temperance] My brain’s full. That’s enough cramming for today. (Attacks with big, sparkling eyes like searchlights.)
[Optimism] There’s still time to study tomorrow. (Clenches fist confidently.)
[Punctuality] Class is over. Bye, top student! (Grabs little schoolbag and prepares to run.)
Top student saint: ??? Get back here and study!
Theme: Rather than wait for fate to dictate your life, cast it aside and take the helm yourself.
Big fat chapter, I look forward to Su Chi showing off his skills later🐶
The pet (?) Is quiet, that means the house has been demolished haha [Caidog]
It's been a long time since I've found a novel that's so satisfying. It's a Western Fantasy Academy style. It has a main plot and daily routines, and plush fluff. I like both the offensive and defensive characters. It has a great world view and the supporting characters are not just so-so. The author's wife, please keep updating 🐰. Is it a daily update?
I'm so looking forward to it, it's about to begin, the essence of academy style, the academy competition!
Could it be that all the gods sent their followers to compete?
Is this a good thing or a bad thing? 😂 Bad news: There is a hole in the house. Good news: Gold drops from the crack in the hole.
I want to see the interaction between Gong and Shou 🙏. Although the plot is also very exciting, I feel that there is no progress in their relationship.
🌈 Shake big, squat and update!
Does the teacher have any new updates?
This makes people even more suspicious [covering face, laughing and crying]