Days on the Run with the Great Sage [Journey to the West]

I once thought being bitten in the neck by a zombie was my comeuppance.

So for a while, I wished that if I couldn't beat them, I should join them!

In my next life, I'd be the master of my own fate, killing people left and right and sinking my teeth into their necks!

Then one of those wishes came true, and I transmigrated into the heavenly court's very own execution platform for slaying demons: an eagle-beaked tortoise...

Aside from owing people favors and being too softhearted toward anyone I ate, there was nothing wrong with the job.

At least it was a government position, even if my first assignment was Sun Wukong, the Heavenly Realm's very own outlaw king...

And now, with the battle-worn, pitiful Sun Wukong standing in front of me, his delicate neck exposed,

I just couldn't bring myself to bite.

The tortoise obediently raised a paw. “So, Erlang Shen, could you ask Marshal Tianpeng to shave a little for me?”

The monkey pinned me down. “Liu Kuai Kuai, tell me: is turtle jelly vegetarian or not?”

About the business of smashing Sun Wukong into the world...

Somehow, I got dragged into a love story about raising someone.

Guanyin: “In that case, he should call you the Holy Mother.”

The Jade Emperor: “As long as you can keep Sun Wukong under control, you can have a vacation, break out of prison, and get married. Approved, approved, approved.”

Bodhi: “How do you like spending time with my good little grand-disciple?”

Bajie: “Can a scholar's business really be called love? That's dual cultivation.”

Yang Chan: “The trouble with dating someone in the system is everyone gossips. I guess I should find someone outside the system...”

Yang Jian: “Stealing my wife is bad enough, but now you're leading my little sister astray too? Sun Wukong, keep your tortoise in line!”

Theme: Find yourself, and learn that even sadness can hold happiness