A Straight Alpha’s Guide to Making a Husband

An attack robot who seems like a sweet, innocent flower but is actually a deranged, sinister obsessive x an alpha who seems like a straight-laced show-off but is actually a research genius

When you wake up to find a bio-robot in your house, what do you do?

Take him apart? Throw him out? Put him in the basement?

No, none of those.

For Jiang He, a straight-laced man who has been single for 24 years and lives alone, an innocent little robot like this is perfect as a free live-in housekeeper.

The moment Wei Yi opened his eyes, he saw the little master he had yearned for over so many years.

Although his master's temper wasn't the best, Wei Yi still happily bounced around him every day, giving massages, rubbing his shoulders, cooking, doing laundry, and begging for praise.

Jiang He thought his single life would stay this carefree forever. Who could have guessed that a bottle of pheromone-inducing agent would suddenly trigger his heat?

And the only one at home was a clueless robot.

Jiang He sprawled on the floor, panting and desperate. "Go buy me some medicine."

Wei Yi tilted his head. "Bro, the pharmacy's already closed."

Jiang He: "...Then come lie on the bed."

Wei Yi (hands clasped, lying flat.jpg)

Jiang He, a straight-laced man and a 24-year-old virgin, spent ages psyching himself up. Then he gritted his teeth, shut his eyes, and yanked off the other's pants.

And promptly froze solid.

Wei Yi poked his head over. "Bro, what are you looking at?"

Jiang He: "...It's huge."

Jiang He: "No, that's not what I meant."

Jiang He looked up, his face weathered with sorrow. "Why don't you have a butt hole?"

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