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Lu Qiubai worked as a psychiatrist for twenty years and finally became an excellent psychiatrist.
He opened a psychotherapy clinic.
First day of business.
The patient had a fish-like head on his head and was drooling at Lu Qiu Bai.
"Doctor, you smell so good... I mean, can my disease be cured?"
The second day of opening.
The ghost bride held up the bloody wedding dress and smiled shyly:
"Doctor Lu, I like you so much. Can I walk into the tomb of love with you? Oh, by the way, the dress is just for you."
The third day.
A blush appeared on the nurse's face, and the electric drill in her hand kept approaching:
"Doctor Lu, you are the most symmetrical person I have ever seen. Can you give me your face?"
Nth day.
Ballet shoes at the door of the house, faces hanging upside down outside the window...
Luqiu Bai smiled: Treat it, everything can be cured.
Luqiubai prescribes the right medicine to cure the disease.
There is an endless stream of patients, and the healing clinic is full every night.
…
The collective behavior of polluters has attracted the attention of pollution shelters.
Facing the interrogation at the shelter, Lu Qiubai vowed:
I'm really just an ordinary doctor.
When saying this.
——"Mania" The fish-headed man was hung on the beam to dry, and he had no love in his life.
——The "love-brained" ghost bride held up a banner, raised her arms and shouted "Long live non-marriageism"
——The "Hypotension" Hanged Man practices handstand in the corner
Asylum: I believe you.
The patients unanimously said: Thanks to Dr. Lu, our mental state is much better!
…
Luqiubai came home from get off work.
He stood at the door of his home, put his hand into his coat,
He touched the tentacles on his waist with suction cups tightly attached to his waist.
Today, I didn't tear other pollutants into pieces out of jealousy. How nice.
A black heart lily blooming in a pool of mud and blood is attacked by x pool of mud and blood.
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A small theater
One day, Lu Qiubai encountered a difficult patient.
The patient had a handsome and dank face. He stood in the corner with low self-esteem, and his scarlet tentacles covered with ferocious eyeballs were twisted into a knot under his body.
Lu Qiubai: What about you? What disease do you suffer from?
The patient lowered his head nervously and wrapped his tentacles hard around Lu Qiubai's fingertips: Love... Lovesickness.
-Advance collection of "The Passerby Repairman Becomes a God in a Weird Dungeon"
Engineer Yue Qi returned to his hometown for vacation and unexpectedly discovered that his once dilapidated and neglected hometown had been transformed into a tourist attraction.
There are even a lot of people coming to play.
However, the old home was renovated in a hurry, and many facilities have not been repaired.
As a native young man, Yueqi has no hesitation and shoulders the obligation to build his hometown!
A spring that always makes strange noises at night, a hotel with red liquid leaking from its walls, a Buddha statue that disappears out of thin air...
Yue Qi: Cultivation, anything can be cultivated!
Yueqi repairs here today and there tomorrow. As he continues to repair, the way the tourists look at him changes.
After another maintenance was completed, Yue Qi turned around and looked at the tourists behind him. He felt that these tourists were really strange.
He's not a tour guide, so why are you following him?
I even asked him about the rules, methods, and how he did it. He just fixed it casually and did his job well!
Also, why are there more and more things that need to be repaired, and I can't answer all the calls every day...
Can't these tourists take good care of the tourist facilities?
…
Strangeness has arrived, and the world is shrouded in the haze of death.
In particular, the strange dungeon "Happiness Village", which is known as a "death situation", not only has no survivors, but is also devouring other strange dungeons at a terrifying speed.
The more copies that are devoured, the more players are involved.
They are in pain, despair, and life is worse than death.
Until one day, an ordinary engineer returned to his hometown.
He was holding a wrench in his right hand and a weirdo in his left hand, with a bright smile that was a little reserved:
Dear, it's fixed. Remember to give it a five-star rating?
-Advance collection of "The Powerful Minister Who Transformed into a Tyrant"
Bo Xiji, the emperor of the Great Hegemony in the conspiracy game "Hegemony of the World", spent his life as a soldier and monopolized power, but at the same time he was murderous, sensitive and suspicious. He killed no less than a thousand loyal people, and he was an out-and-out tyrant.
Xie Hesheng: If I were asked to assist such a tyrant, I might as well die directly.
As soon as he finished speaking, he wore it.
Not only was it worn, the system also reminded him desperately:
He has been deeply bound to Bo Xiji, and the day Da He is destroyed will be the day when his soul is gone.
There are two roads before Xie Hesheng now.
First, be a famous prime minister and help Bo Xiji become a wise king.
Xie Hesheng looked at the emperor who was chopping off someone's head in the palace: Remonstrate with him? Are you sure?
Turn around and look at option two:
As a demon queen, she seduced Bo Xiji and made him so lustful that he was so stupid that he couldn't care about destroying the nine tribes of people.
Xie Hesheng:…
Xie Hesheng rolled around and hugged the thigh of Bo Xiji, who was planning to liquidate the elders of the three dynasties:
Your Majesty, no! ! !
*
Bo Xiji in the game was given the nickname "Emperor" and committed suicide.
Everyone in the court was in danger, but Xie Hesheng was the only one who dared to speak directly.
So——
Bo Xiji liquidated the clan.
Xie Hesheng: Your Majesty, no!
Bo Xiji didn't even look at him: he committed suicide.
Bo Xiji cheats and kills.
Xie Hesheng: Your Majesty, no! !
Bo Xiji gave him a look of alms: commit suicide.
Bo Xiji refused to trade with foreign countries.
Xie Hesheng: Your Majesty, you absolutely must not do this! !
Bo Xiji:…
Ministers:? ? ? Why are you still here? !
Xie Hesheng saved the building from falling. In the year when he became the prime minister, the world was peaceful and the seas and rivers were clear.
There is no one in the world who does not respect him and thank him.
*
Seeing Bo Xiji learn to restrain his temper and govern the country under the guidance of Xie Hesheng, Mingjun's progress has reached 99%.
As usual, Xie Hesheng had a long talk with Bo Xiji.
They talked and talked about the dragon couch.
Bo Xiji leaned closer, with a smile on his usually expressionless face.
"Xie Lang has devoted himself to his work all these years and died. I have no way to repay him, I can only pledge my life to him."
Xie Hesheng tried to struggle: "What if I refuse?"
Bo Xiji smiled broadly: "I will commit suicide for you to see."
*
After a miserable night, Xie Hesheng collapsed and questioned the system.
System:
It is found here that you can complete dual-line tasks at the same time every time, and the Demon Queen line is triggered simultaneously and intelligently, dear.
Now you are both a famous person and a demon queen (cheers)
Although he is obviously very capable, he still loves to play the role of the little white rabbit, the powerful minister is killed decisively by the
Purpose: Be kind