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The King of Hell, Jiang Tu, has returned to the Yang Dynasty in order to help Ye Huai, the son of luck, attain enlightenment and ascend to heaven to prevent the destruction of the world.
Jiang Tu looked through the underworld data overnight and learned that half of those who had successfully attained enlightenment and ascended to heaven over the past thousands of years had killed their masters and half had killed their wives.
Jiang Tu: Understood. Three years of apprenticeship, five years of marriage, and ninth year of attaining enlightenment and becoming a god.
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Jiang Tu returned to the world and pretended to be a corpse. When he opened his eyes, he happened to encounter Xiao Yehuai, who was only twelve years old and was being chased by his enemies.
Xiao Yehuai was scarred and staggered while running in the forest, and ran into Jiang Tu's arms.
Jiang Tu:...
No one told him that the son of luck was a skinny and pitiful little boy when he was a child.
He raised his hand to crush the pursuer's head and stretched out his hand to Xiao Yehuai: Come with me.
Xiao Yehuai was full of admiration and nodded vigorously.
*
Under Jiang Tu's training, Ye Huai grew up from an unknown casual cultivator to a sword master who could shake the world with his sword.
On the day when swordsmanship was perfected, Jiang Tu invited Ye Huai to become a Taoist couple.
He looked at Ye Huai's eyes sparkling with excitement, gently held Ye Huai's sword-holding hand, and then put the sword into his chest.
*
Jiang Tu returned to the underworld with his front foot accomplished, and the demonic breath of destruction on his back foot broke through the underworld and instantly flooded the entire Hell Palace.
Amidst the overwhelming demonic aura, Jiang Tu met a pair of scarlet eyes.
The young apprentice who used to cling to his "Master" and call him "Master" was now covered in blood and staring at him gloomily.
Jiang Tu took a step back: What did I teach you?
Ye Huai's eyes were red: he defended the common people and acted chivalrously.
Jiang Tu swallowed hard: Then what are you doing?
Ye Huai shed tears in grievance: Master, I don't want to become an immortal or a god, I just want you.
Jiang Tu looked at the devil's breath wrapped around his limbs and still probing into his clothes:...
Who should cry?
"Now that the matter has come to an end, let's get through the love crisis together."
The mood is stable and the combat power is off the charts. The real Lord of Hell is suffering
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"Check Mental Status with One Click"
Pollution has descended on the world, and humans have mutated into unspeakable monsters.
Can't be stopped, can't be reversed, can't be eliminated
People struggled to survive in endless despair, believing that they had been abandoned by God.
Until the [Healer] appeared.
He gives hope to mankind and also gives new life to polluted bodies.
He is the savior of mankind and polluters alike.
…
Lu Qiubai worked as a psychiatrist for twenty years and finally became an excellent psychiatrist.
He opened a psychotherapy clinic.
First day of business.
The patient had a fish-like head on his head and was drooling at Lu Qiu Bai.
"Doctor, you smell so good... I mean, can my disease be cured?"
The second day of opening.
The ghost bride held up the bloody wedding dress and smiled shyly:
"Doctor Lu, I like you so much. Can I walk into the tomb of love with you? Oh, by the way, you wear a skirt."
The third day.
A blush appeared on the nurse's face, and the electric drill in her hand kept approaching:
"Doctor Lu, you are the most symmetrical person I have ever seen. Can you give me your face?"
Nth day.
Ballet shoes at the door of the house, faces hanging upside down outside the window...
Luqiu Bai smiled: Treat it, everything can be cured.
…
Luqiubai prescribes the right medicine to cure the disease.
There is an endless stream of patients, and the healing clinic is full every night.
The collective behavior of polluters has attracted the attention of pollution shelters.
Facing the interrogation at the shelter, Lu Qiubai vowed:
I'm really just an ordinary doctor.
When saying this.
——"Mania" The fish-headed man was hung on the beam to dry, and he had no love in his life.
——The "love-brained" ghost bride held up a banner, raised her arms and shouted "Long live non-marriageism"
——The "Hypotension" Hanged Man practices handstand in the corner
Asylum: I believe you.
The patients unanimously said: Thanks to Dr. Lu, our mental state is much better!
…
Luqiubai came home from get off work.
He stood at the door of his home, put his hand into his coat,
He touched the tentacles on his waist with suction cups tightly attached to his waist.
Today, I didn't tear other pollutants into pieces out of jealousy. How nice.
A black heart lily blooming in a pool of mud and blood is attacked by x pool of mud and blood.
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"The scumbag devil is chasing after me"
The great magician Azrael is cold-hearted and puts profit first.
In order to complete the last blessing of the forbidden art, Azrael made a deal with the God of Light.
The content of the deal is simple - seal the Demon King.
Before setting off, the God of Light warned Azrael:
The devil has a powerful soul,
Only the person he loves deeply can seal him.
…
Azrael travels back a thousand years.
A thousand years ago, the Demon King was not the Demon King, he was just a poor little man who was bullied, oppressed, and humiliated.
Facing the young Demon King, Azrael decided to implement his three-step plan to kill the Demon King.
——The first step is to eliminate his wariness.
Gaining the Demon King's trust is easy.
The Demon King was new to the world, so Azrael disguised himself as a gentle brother and teacher, giving the Demon King a tenderness he had never experienced before. The Demon King was introverted and had low self-esteem, and he instantly melted into Azrael's gentleness.
——The second step is to let him love me.
It's easy to make the devil fall in love with him.
Azrael used forbidden magic on the Demon King, applying the God of Love's blessing to every interaction he had with the Demon King.
The devil had complete faith in him, and the blessing was easily applied.
Now, the devil has a deep love for him.
——The last step is to kill him.
Killing the Demon King is easier.
Azrael lacked emotion. One second he said he loved you affectionately to the devil, and the next second he stabbed the devil through his body and pierced his heart with a sword.
Facing the Demon King's tear-filled eyes, Azrael wiped away the blood and retreated.
…
The God of Light kept his promise.
The last blessing is the "emotion" that Azrael is missing.
At the same time,
The magicians were horrified and told Azrael:
The seal is loose,
The devil is about to wake up.
Purpose: Be a good person and take your destiny into your own hands
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Li Dapu, finally understood the story of Wei and Jiang
Li Dapu, finally understood the story of Wei and Jiang