Welcome to the Neon Life Simulator

[Welcome to Neon Life Simulator. Please enter your name.]

--[Mei Chang Zhichuang]

[Choose a map:

A. Namimori Town (Relaxed) "Recommended"

B. Beika Town (Easy)

C. Yokohama (Hard)

D. Tokyo (Hell)]

[You have selected the map "Namimori Town." Loading...]

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Do one good deed a day. After helping a certain police officer escape the clutches of a bomber, he called out to you.

"...What's your name?"

Do a good deed without leaving your name. "My name is Okamon Songchi."

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Do one good deed a day. You fight Sukuna.

"Woman, what's your name?"

"Huh? Me? I'm Ooding Yanzi."

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Do one good deed a day. After trying to talk a certain red-haired middle schooler out of skipping school:

"Hey, what's your name?"

"Pigu Danzi."

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During a fight, watching your teammates use their skills while shouting out their names, you shout too: "Hemorrhoids are scarier than human nature!"

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"XX, your monthly gate is loose, but fortunately your hemorrhoids make up for it."

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"Mei Chang Zhichuang, I like you!"

"Huh? You like me? But aren't we friends?"

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The branches in spring, and a lonely asshole, are both plotting to bloom.

Warnings:

○ Everyone has an unrequited crush on the player. Pairing undecided, follow the story.

○ The player only wants to raise her stats and has no interest in pursuing romance.

Theme: Do your pelvic floor exercises every day and stay away from hemorrhoids