Officer Matsuda's Magical Girl Journey

A Note Up Front: I love writing stories where characters get put through the wringer. There will be plenty of very cliché suffering, and some of it may feel repetitive, so I hope you'll bear with me. Hello, my little angels~ This novel will go premium tomorrow. It's my first time going through this process, so I'm still figuring things out. The next few days may be a tiny bit chaotic, so please bear with me [sobs uncontrollably] There'll be a 10,000-word update tomorrow, and the chapters that will become premium go up through Chapter 24. If you've been thinking about starting this novel or rereading it, now's your chance! [Synopsis] "Let's pretend we didn't see that this time." The curly-haired officer glanced casually at the no-smoking sign on the Ferris wheel, then turned his attention to the bomb in front of him. So in the end, I still can't avenge you, Hagi. Three seconds left. The curly-haired officer took out his phone. Two seconds. He quickly typed out a text message. One second. The message was sent. He smiled calmly, closed his eyes, and prepared to await his fate. "What are you waiting for?" a strange woman's voice sounded beside his ear. The curly-haired officer whipped around. A young woman, glowing from head to toe, was floating in midair and staring at him curiously. The whole world around them seemed frozen in place. He stood up and looked through the cabin window, where he could see the people below, their movements and expressions frozen. "Is this... the afterlife?" The curly-haired officer stared in bewilderment for a few seconds, curious about the series of impossible sights before him. "I'd love to say it is, but unfortunately~ you're not dead yet~" The girl drifted around the cabin, her curiosity fixed on the bomb as its countdown reached zero. "Allow me to introduce myself! I'm the God of Kids' Anime! Congratulations, you've been bound to me!" "Huh?" The curly-haired officer's face went blank, and a huge question mark appeared above his head. "All right, all right, now it's time to draw our kids' anime!~" The girl conjured up a huge, multicolored wheel and enthusiastically took his hand to press the button. "Wait...!" The girl looked so delicate she couldn't lift a finger, but she was impossibly strong. He couldn't break free and could only watch as the wheel began to spin. "Congratulations! Wow, you're really lucky! This is Cardcaptor Sakura, with its super-high approval rating!" Fireworks burst in the air to celebrate. Then the giant wheel suddenly vanished, and a pink card that shimmered faintly appeared in the girl's hand. "And now! Use this card to solve the problem in front of you! Ready?" "Wait! I'm not ready for anything! Hey!" The curly-haired officer grabbed the girl's hand, but his hand passed right through her body. He could only watch as she appeared on the other side. "Three, two, one!" That day, everyone beneath the Ferris wheel saw a powerful gust of wind blow open one of its cabins, sweep the bomb out with perfect precision, and leave Officer Matsuda on the other side unharmed. From that moment on, the Detective Conan world began its journey away from the laws of science (joy) Before You Read: See the author's note in Chapter 1 for the full version. 1. Updates are about to become daily. This novel won't be abandoned, as proven by the other long novel on my author page. 2. There's no outline. I make it all up as I go. 3. No romance, just friendship and a happy ending for the whole family. 4. There will be people saved, lots of absurd comedy, and plenty of nonsensical plotlines. 5. No fans of the Black Organization, please. There will be plenty of scenes where the organization gets put through the wringer. Theme: Use our power wisely and build a better future together.