[Scissor Seven] Don't Put Yogurt in the Rice Noodles!

My name is... Never mind, my name doesn't matter. Just remember that I'm the lapdog of the leader of the assassin organization in the Xuanwu Kingdom. I'm absolutely devoted to the leader, always ready to splatter my brains across the ground.

One day, the leader summons me. The mission briefing consists of a single photograph and one sentence: "Make him fall in love."

The photo is clearly a candid shot. It shows the new chief, with his signature dark circles and what looks like a very unpleasant expression.

I drop to one knee. "I'll get the job done."

Theme: Tea or wine?