/“You’re like a rainstorm that’s lasted for years.” (Read the warnings)
In the summer he turned eighteen, Gu Yu was sent by his family to Taoyao Town to recuperate after developing pheromone dysregulation.
No internet, no friends. The only person he could even talk to was a slow-witted fool.
That fool was named Fang Zhi. Apparently, he’d hit his head as a child, and his family had been too poor to get him treated. No one cared about him, either.
The bored young master squatted on the doorstep and, for the eight hundredth time, watched the tender-faced Fang Zhi chase a butterfly past the front door.
He clicked his tongue and thought,
He’s pretty fair-skinned.
For no particular reason, the young master from Shencheng got a wicked idea and took Fang Zhi with him when he left.
Fang Zhi leaned against the car window and waved, his eyes curving into a smile. “Goodbye, Auntie! Big Brother says he’s taking me to the city to live a good life!”
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In the summer he turned twenty, Fang Zhi officially became his wife. Their first child was born that same year.
In Shencheng, stories of the Gu heir and his deeply devoted spouse were widely celebrated.
But only Gu Yu knew that the wife who seemed so tender and loving to outsiders was actually ice-cold.
Like today, when Gu Yu had tried every means to pleasure his wife,
only for the omega to turn cold the moment they got out of bed, showing him no tenderness at all.
He stared at his wife’s flushed, damp face, his teeth nearly clenched with fury. “Fang Zhi, then what am I to you?”
“What about our three children?”
Fang Zhi paused, then pursed his lips. “You’re pretty good at it.”
“Did you ever think, when you took a flower away, that the rain in this new world might not be able to nourish it?”
A cold wife x a helpless husband
1. Utterly melodramatic! Includes amnesia. Both are physically and emotionally devoted only to each other. The author makes up the rules as they go. They really have three children.
2. The shou has no intellectual disability whatsoever, he’s simply slow to perceive the world around him.
3. Nonlinear storytelling!! Nonlinear storytelling!! It starts in the present, then goes back to the past. Once the flashbacks reach the time of the opening, the storylines come together!!
4. Special note: I wanted to write the kind of story where, after the shou goes through certain things, he treats the gong coldly but doesn’t leave him; the gong sincerely repents, then totally breaks down and cries little pearls because his wife is still distant. So there’s no “chasing the wife to the crematorium” arc here (he doesn’t chase, he can’t catch up. His wife won’t leave him, but still gives him no positive feedback, so he spends his whole life on tenterhooks) (”whole life” is an exaggeration, the story has a happy ending).
5. Both leads have flaws in their personalities and how they handle things. Those flaws make the story. Zhou is a glass-hearted little girl. I’ve written a very long list of warnings, so if you can’t accept them, please don’t read it and then come back to scold me, sob.
6. Written for my personal tastes. I have too much of it stockpiled, so the main story has gone completely off the rails. If you’re uncomfortable, little darlings, just stop reading.
7. The plot has been cleared with the editor, and the flashbacks move at a brisk pace.
Blurb archived at dawn on July 15, 2025
Coming soon: “Yay, I Didn’t Get Slapped by My Wife Today”
Jiang Lai got tangled up with a bad dog.
It started when, in a sudden fit of compassion one day, he picked up an alpha who was out of his mind at the door of his studio and took him home.
Of course, it definitely wasn’t because he was after that outrageously handsome face.
As an alpha with severe skin hunger, with a gentle, obedient, and extremely handsome guy at home, Jiang Lai could hardly avoid having something happen with him.
He just hadn’t expected that bad dog to be so capable.
He actually got an alpha like him pregnant!!!
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Xi Lin is an alpha with pheromone dysregulation, which causes him to have periodic memory gaps during an episode.
When he learned that the dignified Second Young Master Xi had been playing househusband to an alpha of unknown origin, only one word popped into his head: incredible.
Unable to accept it, Xi Lin decided to end the relationship and put the whole absurd affair behind him.
But he had to admit, he had excellent taste. That alpha had a slim waist, long legs, fair skin, and a beautiful face. Even his hair was flawless.
The thousand and first time he thought of that pretty face,
Xi Lin really didn’t want to admit it, but he seemed to regret it.
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When they met again, the great beauty protected his slightly rounded belly and beckoned with a smile. “Bad dog, come here.”
Xi Lin: Me? Is he talking about me? He must be talking about me! So he admits I’m his husband? Yay! I’m my wife’s good dog! Wife, wife, wife, I’m coming!
But before he could get there, the one wagging his tail and running over was...the husky his dad kept...
Xi Lin: ? Have you no manners?
Woof woof woof! Woof woof! Woof, woof woof!! (Don’t ask. Just know I’m cursing him out viciously.)
1. Bad dog x beauty [Dog-training romance]
2. One couple, one-on-one, happy ending.
3. ABO pregnancy, with lots of author-made rules.
4. There’s a reconciliation arc, but not a strict “chasing the wife to the crematorium” arc (because this is a sweet slice-of-life story).
Theme: Happy Wife, Happy Life
You look like a fool when you are young (sigh) You must take good care of your wife.
At the end of "Spreading Flowers" [Spreading Flowers], I originally thought it would be a huge pot of dog blood, but in the end I found that both people love each other very much, and Hart is soft [poor]
I read it in one go, it's so cool! Xql99, thank you to the author for your hard work, Happy New Year
We must always be so happy [Spread flowers][Spread flowers][Spread flowers]
Sprinkle flowers, everyone should be happy every day [come on] [come on]
Actually! I haven't had enough of the extras yet.
[Change] So you already knew? I always thought it was a misunderstanding that has not been resolved.
From the beginning of writing the book until now I have finally finished reading it, my heart is tied up, but as long as they are happy, when will the beta book be released? I am looking forward to it.
A touch of good happiness [shy][shy][shy][shy] finished scattering flowers[spreading flowers][sprinkling flowers][sprinkling flowers]
I want to be happy forever
It's already a side story, alas, I feel so disappointed [dissolved]
You look like a fool when you are young (sigh) You must take good care of your wife.
At the end of "Spreading Flowers" [Spreading Flowers], I originally thought it would be a huge pot of dog blood, but in the end I found that both people love each other very much, and Hart is soft [poor]
I read it in one go, it's so cool! Xql99, thank you to the author for your hard work, Happy New Year
We must always be so happy [Spread flowers][Spread flowers][Spread flowers] Sprinkle flowers, everyone should be happy every day [come on] [come on]
Actually! I haven't had enough of the extras yet.
[Change] So you already knew? I always thought it was a misunderstanding that has not been resolved.
From the beginning of writing the book until now I have finally finished reading it, my heart is tied up, but as long as they are happy, when will the beta book be released? I am looking forward to it.
A touch of good happiness [shy][shy][shy][shy] finished scattering flowers[spreading flowers][sprinkling flowers][sprinkling flowers]
I want to be happy forever
It's already a side story, alas, I feel so disappointed [dissolved]