The Side Character Only Wants to Sell Starch Sausages [Comedy]

Song Yuexiao transmigrates into a book as a delicate, frail supporting heroine. The original owner's hopeless romantic heart can only be cured with a hundred million.

The heroine of the story fights and grabs for everything, while all Song Yuexiao gets is the peach.

But she refuses to give up. She insists on igniting a spark of her own: selling one big goal!

Of starch sausages!

Unfortunately, fate is jealous of the talented. The math skills taught by her PE teacher and her utterly inhuman train of thought deeply shock the male supporting character. With the CEO's irresistible charm working its magic, someone falls for her.

But somehow, the whole thing never quite goes the way it should.

For example:

Gu Yanli grips her waist and confesses, "I've got my eye on you."

The woman, blushing from head to toe, replies, "I've got a great product idea. Hear me out first."

And another example:

The two of them have rolled around on the luxurious bed more times than they can count. Just as things are about to heat up, the woman, her gaze hazy, asks, "The top-tier stars I want will be at tomorrow's starch sausage signing event, right?"

And yet another:

At long last, the workaholic woman agrees to a beach vacation. But just as the two of them are gazing at the stars, lost in romance, she suddenly asks, "The plans to sell Venus, Jupiter, Mercury, Mars, and Saturn next month are all in order, right?"

Gu Yanli's usually composed face finally shows a trace of impatience. "Song Yuexiao, starch sausages or me? Pick one."

She has no idea.****

Next book: Today, It's Time to Slacken Off

Blurb: Yu Xian has a life motto.

You slack off, I slack off, and the boss trades his BMW for a shared bike.

What kind of life is it if you don't slack off?

So she clocks in at the last minute and makes sure to use the restroom every day, four times a day, for half an hour each time.

She can't be the only one improving. Her goal is to help all her colleagues improve together.

*

Then HR called her in for a talk.

[People whose names start with Z, I suggest you think twice.]

A certain Mr. Z saved her miserable life.

But he couldn't save her colleagues.

Out of spite, one colleague posted a photo of the company's biggest boss online.

By a stroke of luck, Yu Xian saw it.

*

[I hear you're dating my daughter. I need to check you out.]

The Yu family really did have some tricks up their sleeves. They actually managed to catch the real deal, Zhou Shi'an.

Before long, Zhou Shi'an noticed this newly confirmed employee at his company.

In the spirit of going undercover, he became an intern too, and made his way to Yu Xian's side.

*

[Don't say your master never taught you. Make sure you remember the chant.]

Yu Xian shouted at the top of her lungs!

[You slack off, I slack off, and the boss trades his BMW for a shared bike!]

[You work overtime, I work overtime, and the boss gets a new mistress every year!]

[You don't work, I don't work, and tomorrow the boss will be scavenging for scraps!]

[You give up, I give up, and the boss becomes a homeless bum!]

Zhou Shi'an's veins bulged. He ground out two words through clenched teeth: [Very good.]

*

A silly, lighthearted, sweet story. Don't overthink it.

The whole point is: never let the boss make money!

Theme: People have to rely on their own two hands to live off someone else's money.