Kill An Lushan from the Start

Question: An Lushan was assassinated, but the killer remains a mystery. Who did it?

Yun Zhiyi: Me.

Question: Li Linfu suddenly died. Who was pulling the strings?

Yun Zhiyi: Also me.

Question: Shi Siming...

Yun Zhiyi: No need to ask. Still me.

Question: She curries favor with the emperor and his consorts, and is close with the princes and princesses. Yet the court officials call her ruthless and cunning, and say she conspires with Yang Fuwei, head of the Yunyin Bureau, and has the makings of a treacherous minister...

Yun Zhiyi: Me, me, and still me. But call me names if you like, just don't drag my good buddy into it. He's a proper gentleman. Wait... you mean he's the head of that mysterious intelligence organization?

Yang Fuwei: A Yi, war is breaking out everywhere. The Tang court is powerless to stop it, and the people are suffering. We have food, people, and an entire commandery. This is our chance to make a name for ourselves.

Yun Zhiyi: And by make a name for ourselves, you mean...

Yang Fuwei: Declare ourselves kings and overthrow the Tang!

Yun Zhiyi: ...

Yang Fuwei: Also, I don't want us to be brothers. I want us to be sworn partners in love.

Yun Zhiyi: I've only ever misjudged someone once in my life, and now I'm stuck with you.

Theme: Do good deeds and don't worry about what lies ahead