The Bighead Carp Goes Viral After a Beast-Tongue Livestream

[Going premium from Chapter 16 on 11/28]

Chubby-headed fish, sunny, cute and sweet girl

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Steady, upright, Northeastern CEO

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Lin Yu is a distant relative of mermaids:

a chubby-headed fish.

She's more suited to Northeastern iron-pot stew than falling in love with a prince.

With her certificate in universal animal communication, Lin Yu gets a job at the Spirit Beast Affairs Office, starts livestreaming conversations with animals, and is specially recruited by the Northeastern Spirit Beast Administration.

Everything is going in a good direction, except that the animal stories on her livestream are a little strange.

Fan A: My dog hasn't been eating lately. Could it be sick?

Lin Yu: It sneaks out during the day to go on dates with other dogs. They bring it food. It's not that it won't eat, it's just gotten used to living off others.

The next day, Fan A follows their dog and discovers it's been seducing almost every dog in the neighborhood, so they get it neutered.

Fan B: My parrot keeps flying into the balcony glass. Why?

Lin Yu: Um, it's imitating you and your husband.

Fan B: Do you mean when my husband and I are on the balcony...

Lin Yu: Keep your voice down. Is that something to be proud of?

Fan C: My cat keeps hiding and says there's a monster in the corner.

Lin Yu: Let's set that aside for a moment. I want to ask, is that hair?

Under the bookcase, a pair of black feelers sways gently.

Fan C: ... (I have a bad feeling about this.)

The black feelers keep swaying, and their owner, the love-chasing cockroach, slowly pokes its head out. "My goddess, I finally found you!"

Later, Lin Yu has tens of millions of followers, becomes famous across the internet, and is treated as the Northeastern Spirit Beast Administration's lucky mascot, their golden ingot.

But He Minghu, CEO of the He Group, still thinks she's a poor little thing.

Because when they first met

He Minghu: You've been away from home for so long. Do you miss your mom?

Lin Yu: I don't have a mom.

He Minghu: What about your dad?

Lin Yu: I don't have a dad.

He Minghu almost gives himself a huge slap right there. "I really am the worst!"

Lin Yu thinks: ? My species raises its young collectively. I have three dads and four moms. If I told you, you'd probably die of shock.

Reader's Guide:

1. Livestreaming and romance are in a 7:3 ratio.

2. Both leads are sexually inexperienced.

Upcoming Story, (Please add it to your favorites QAQ)

My Jealous Ex-Husband Comes with a Bonus

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Rekindled romance after a breakup | A jealous man and a jealous boy compete for her | Sour, sweet, and melodramatic

* A cool, calculating CEO who puts profit first X a gloomy, jealous big dog and a green-tea jealous little dog

Qiu Yugans and Wang Yanli got divorced.

Half a year later, nineteen-year-old Xiao Wang transmigrates into the future.

His features are clear, his eyes bright, and he hasn't changed his name yet. He still goes by Qu Ku.

After learning what happened, Wang Qu Ku asks Qiu Yugan in disbelief, "I don't understand. Why will we get divorced?"

"I'll fall for someone else, and have a few other men on the side. Three, four, five, six, seven, eight of them," Qiu Yugan answers deliberately, repeating her ex-husband's suspicions.

Wang Qu Ku is silent for a long time. Suppressing his bitterness and dark feelings, he decides to forgive and make allowances on behalf of his future self. "We can talk about anything. I can learn to be more understanding."

Qiu Yugan: ? What a model of virtue!

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Before the divorce, Wang Yanli said he would die for Qiu Yugan.

During the divorce, Wang Yanli said he hated that shameless male homewrecker who dared to challenge his place.

After the divorce

Twenty-seven-year-old Wang Yanli actually sees his nineteen-year-old self transmigrate into the future.

So young, with clear eyes and an innocent expression, yet with such dirty thoughts.

And now he's hugging his ex-wife and calling her "Sis."

Reader's Guide:

1. Both leads are sexually inexperienced. The female lead does not fall for someone else, but she does have admirers after the divorce (important).

2. Pure melodrama. Neither the female lead nor the male lead is a perfect protagonist.

3. The older Qu Ku has changed his name to Wang Yanli; the younger Qu Ku is still called Wang Qu Ku.

5. The blurb was screenshotted on 2024.8.25.

Additional content warnings:

1. The female lead is not a good person. Money always comes first in her heart, herself second, and the male lead much lower down.

2. The female lead sometimes has a temper, and when she gets emotional, she hits the male lead (just slaps him; he doesn't mind).

3. Both the older and younger Wang are hopeless romantics.

4. There will be some rivalry between men.

Theme: Love life and strive to grow.