In order to fulfill the orders of his superiors, the alien Qin Xiu infiltrated into human society and became the uncle of a human cub.
The cub's parents died, and it was up to him to raise the cub and write a manual on human observation.
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The cub is very smart and not only sees through his disguise, but also begs him to teach him to speak the language of the alien species.
Qin Xiu was so entangled that he had no choice but to teach him how to call him uncle first.
As a result, the little guy's words were mixed: "I love you, uncle."
Suppressing his excitement, Qin Xiu wrote coldly on the manual:
"Humans are cunning and clever, and it would be best not to teach them to speak our language."
…But human pups are really cute, aren't they?
It should be okay to teach a few words.
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When the cub was rebellious, he loved to fool around with Huang Mao. He also liked to wear small skirts, take photos and post them online.
Qin Xiu had a headache. After secretly cleaning up Huang Mao, he ordered the cub to only wear small skirts at home and not to post them online.
The cub obediently obeyed.
But, why do cubs often wear small skirts and pass by him? Want to ask him if he looks good?
Looking at the innocent-looking cub in front of him, Qin Xiu couldn't hold his pen steady and wrote on the manual:
"In adulthood, humans seem to care about their appearance and try on clothes that differ from their primary sex characteristics."
... She looked really beautiful in a small skirt. Qin Xiu silently followed behind and took pictures.
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When the cub grew up, he joined a secret organization and Qin Xiu had no intention of getting involved.
The manual was almost done and he had to go back.
Unexpectedly, an adult human who had not been home for days suddenly appeared and forced him into a corner.
Warm breath spread on his neck: "I like you so much, uncle."
But the next second a gunshot rang out, and a bullet hit Qin Xiu's shoulder.
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After tying up the adult body, Qin Xiu wrote in the manual unhappily:
"There is no way that humans like aliens. If humans say they like you very much, they will kill you in the next second. Don't believe it!"
After writing, he patted the other person's face with the butt of his gun and said condescendingly:
"Zai Zai, at this level, I can't kill my uncle."
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Someday.
Humanity is on the verge of collapse.
Qin Xiu's voice was cold:
"Be obedient and don't touch it."
"One touch, ten blows."
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Year
The serious and feudal dad is aggressive vs. The clever and rebellious one
(Screenshot taken, kept on 2024.12.30)
Purpose: To be a good parent in the new era, start with me
