"Please allow me to raise a human, and I will provide him with sunlight, food and clean water."
In the year 753 of the Geocentric Era, humans fell from the altar and became pets that alien species rushed to buy.
"Alien" Fuyi followed suit and purchased a human.
The seller was very happy because although the human was in good condition, it had a bad personality and had been unsaleable for a long time.
The seller gave him a "Human Breeding Manual".
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[Human Breeding Manual] Article 1:
"Humans are cunning and clever, they must not be taught to speak our language!"
Seller's note: "But this one has learned. Don't be fooled by him!"
The humans in the greenhouse knelt at his feet, stumbling and calling "Master" in a foreign language.
Touching the top of its hair, Fu Yi crossed out the annotation with an expressionless expression.
What bad intentions can a beautiful human have? It just wants to make me happy.
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[Human Breeding Manual] Article 2:
"Male humans will continue to be in estrus until they reach adulthood. If you see a human in your home starting to do some strange things, it is recommended to have them neutered or neutered."
Note from the seller: "The second one is half price. You are welcome to bring your friends' humans with you!"
Fu Yi stared at the beautiful human he bought and fell into deep thought.
Is it weird to like sleeping with yourself?
It's okay if a pet wants to cuddle with its owner, he thought.
The meaning of the symbol is crossed out.
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Until Fu Yi was pressed on the bed, the atmosphere was anxious, and he saw the third article of the [Human Breeding Manual] thrown aside:
"Please do not have a relationship with humans. Humans are profit-seeking, flattering, and cruel; they will never like alien species. If a human at home says he likes you very much, he will kill you in the next second. Don't believe it!"
Seller's comment: "Especially this one."
With his eyes covered, the beautiful human bit his earlobe and said, "I like you so much, Master."
Fuyi: "...?"
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Is it too late to return it now?
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The naturally stupid young master is attacked by a ruthless and handsome military officer
(2025.4.24, Screenshot taken)
Mission: The spirit of freedom will last forever
