How to Get a HEA with My Two Disciples as a Slacker Master After Transmigrating

CP: A beautiful woman who doesn't know it / clueless / happy to lie flat / a master who gets inexplicably dragged into a romantic rivalry x a gentle, cool, aloof, sweet-on-the-outside-and-dark-within disciple + a prickly, arrogant, dark-on-the-outside-and-sweet-within disciple, both jealous of themselves every day 996 office worker Gu Yunshu transmigrates into a cultivation novel she's read before. She doesn't want to live like a wage slave anymore, so she decides to lie flat. But she's transmigrated as a sect leader, so just lying flat wouldn't be right. For the future of the sect, and even more for her grand plan to lie flat, Gu Yunshu travels a thousand miles to bring back the novel's chosen heroine, Xie Jiug e. Under Gu Yunshu's careful care, Xie Jiuge grows up and lives up to expectations, taking on the sect's responsibilities. Looking at her disciple, who is powerful, gentle, and composed, and praised as "the light of the righteous path," Gu Yunshu is deeply satisfied: Now I can lie flat. * Her disciple is obedient and sensible, and good at everything. She just has a bit of a bad memory. Last night, she insisted on squeezing into the same bed and wouldn't leave no matter how Gu Yunshu tried to chase her out. Then she took a bite out of Gu Yunshu's neck, and the next morning she smiled sweetly and asked, "Did I bite you last night?" When Gu Yunshu confirmed it, she nearly smashed the bed to pieces. Gu Yunshu: ??? You little brat, you bite someone and then pretend it never happened? Sometimes her disciple says strange things, too. She made Gu Yunshu pastries during the day and loved them so much, but at night, eyes red and claws bared, she snarled, "Master, you are not allowed to make her lily pastries!" Gu Yunshu: ??? Who's this 'her'? Didn't you eat them all? Gu Yunshu thought it was strange, but assumed her disciple was just acting childish and didn't give it much thought. Until one night, Xie Jiuge forced Gu Yunshu down onto the bed, pinched her chin, and leaned in as if to kiss her. Suddenly, someone rushed in and knocked Xie Jiuge to the floor. Gu Yunshu was dumbfounded. She saw two identical Xie Jiuges glaring at each other, wishing they could swallow each other whole. "Master is mine!" ??? She didn't remember taking on two disciples! Only later did she learn that, by a twist of fate, Xie Jiuge's righteous and evil sides had split apart into two independent people. * Gu Yunshu fled in fright, and Xie Jiuge pursued her relentlessly. With no other choice, she faked her death to escape and lie flat for good. Later, she heard that Xie Jiuge's temperament had changed drastically. Once the light of the righteous path, she had now soared to the peak of the cultivation world, but become cruel and vicious, nearly falling into demonic cultivation. Damn, there's no way I can beat her. Gu Yunshu didn't dare show her face. Remembering the chilling, sinister gazes of the two Xie Jiuges that night, she felt a shiver run down her back. It would be best if they never met again. Unfortunately, the good times didn't last. During an outing, Gu Yunshu let her guard down for a moment and exposed her whereabouts. Gu Yunshu knew she was in trouble and turned to flee. In an instant, a damp, icy aura wrapped around her. The "two people" had merged into one, but the gaze turned on her was even more crazed, almost obsessive. Xie Jiuge looked down at her, her narrow eyes fixed on Gu Yunshu as a sinister smile crept across her face. "Master, I've caught you." There was only one person, one face, but Gu Yunshu could see the shadows of two people in that familiar visage. She was terrified to the bone. In the dim, chilly stone chamber, Gu Yunshu's mind was hazy. She'd long since lost all sense of time, but still couldn't stop herself from cursing her "disobedient disciple" again and again. Xie Jiuge acted as if she hadn't heard. The heavy, icy shackles rang out as the force grew stronger. Gu Yunshu lay on her back, her eyes unfocused and her mind on the verge of collapse, while the two little brats sharing one body took turns interrogating her: "Master, guess which disobedient disciple is fucking you right now?" PS: 1. They take turns being on top, with the younger one more often on top. 2. Overall, it's still a 1v1 happy ending. In the end, the two souls merge into one person, just as the blurb says. The author is a hopeless romantic. The message: True love can save the world