"What kind of work do you do, Master?"
"I keep the city looking nice and clean, and maintain public sanitation."
"So you're a cleaner? ...Do you really need all that equipment?"
"Well, the bones are hard. Regular bone shears can't cut through them, and I can't just smash them with a hammer. The client wants the body intact, so I have to use a chainsaw."
A chainsaw?
You call that enormous monstrosity, the size of a crane, a chainsaw?
"Yep. How else would I cut off an entire head?"
* First-person narration. The female lead has a serious smoking habit.
* An original setting. Basically, it's a world with monsters and supernatural abilities, with food descriptions too. Read it at mealtimes (?).
* As usual, all female characters are virgins, and all male characters are virgins.
* The story also has an alternate title, "Record of Dust Cleansing." Since both titles are hilarious, I can't choose between them, so I'll leave them both here until I've laughed enough to decide (lol).
Theme: United, we can overcome anything
