Non-Scientific Peach Blossom

When Pei Xiu wakes up every morning recently, he always feels something strange under his body. Once or twice might be an erotic dream, but seven times a week is outrageous. By chance, he met a fortune teller and liar on the road. Seeing that he had gray hair and shabby clothes, Pei Xiu just did one good deed that day and sat down to tell his fortune. Unexpectedly, the liar was very capable. He figured out on the spot that he had been suffering from bad luck recently, and wanted to use his yang to replenish his yin. After closing the stall, he gave him a talisman, saying it could be used for self-defense. As a result, when he returned home that night, Pei Xiu was woken up by the three-no talisman that was said to be able to defend himself. When he opened his eyes, he saw a rather stern male ghost sitting by the bed, not looking at his movements, very serious. But the male ghost pressed a hand on his lower abdomen without restraint. The slightly cool touch seemed to be there, and the strange bursts of heat were not fake. Pei Xiu looked down—— The male ghost didn't seem to expect that he would wake up. His thin lips opened slightly but he hesitated to speak. "..." Eyes facing each other. The room was speechless. "I..." "You..." Finally, Pei Xiu spoke. He was very calm and negotiated with the male ghost first. "... Um, can you let me put on my pants?" *The settings in the text are all adapted from Taoist culture —————— Author Weibo: @jinjiangxiaokey —————— Let's take a look at the following column: "The Buddha was originally pure, but he is a dragon" Copywriting After twenty years of Buddhism Qing Dynasty, Shen Xiaoxing learned about the dragon bloodline in his body. However, on that day, his dragon marrow was taken away and his golden scales were destroyed. Once he retreated into a dragon, he was slapped off Soul-Desolating Cliff with a palm. Fortunately, he was pretty lucky and survived the fall. The only thing that gave him a headache was the man he rescued under the cliff and his words and deeds. —— After learning what happened to him, the man felt the same hatred. Hearing that he was unable to pursue the case, he was even more angry - wait? The man's strange expression suddenly became serious: "I'm here to help you get revenge, but... I have been poisoned by aphrodisiac and have lost all my cultivation. Please help me, Buddha." Buddhism is compassionate, and Shen Xiaoxing naturally helps, but he just asks: "Why is spring poison poisonous, and how to cure it?" The man smiled: "It's not difficult, I'll teach you..." After a detoxification. Shen Xiaoxing's intuition was wrong, but the man - "Brother Shen, I, ahem, alas, my injury has not healed, why not do it again?" "Today the poison occurred, do it again, cough, and cure it again." "Do it again." "..." "Brother Shen, you also want to take revenge as soon as possible, right?" Shen Xiaoxing: "?" Double cultivation. Detoxify. Use Buddhist yang energy to break away evil spirits and yin energy... Is this really true practice? — After traveling across the three realms for thousands of years, Gu Fengyue's state of mind has long been calm. It's just that after five hundred years of being released from seclusion and ten reincarnations ending, the remnant soul that was supposed to return to its main body has not been heard from for a long time. In response, he simply crushed the soul seal in order to recall it by force. However, the remnant soul refused to return to the body, and only his spiritual consciousness came to him, which revealed that the original Yang of his incarnation in the world had been released, and his situationless reincarnation failed. Then the missing star point memory emerged—— Gu Fengyue's face turned dark before she could see it all. He laughed in anger. Destroy his mood. Break his cultivation body. He wanted to see who this mortal who dared to take advantage of him was. —————— Intention: Everyone returns to his own place, and good deeds should be rewarded with good deeds.