Taking by Force, the Wrong Person Took It

It should be very easy to assume the role of a domineering villain in a book and have the plot line systematically informed in advance. However, something went wrong just as the mission was about to officially begin. —— "Host, you're late for the first important plot point!" The incident had already happened. Qin You ignored the system's reminder and rushed to the scene of the incident as soon as possible. In the plot, he wants to "show his bestiality" to the protagonist Shou here, and then the protagonist Gong arrives and saves the protagonist Shou from him again. When he entered the door, he saw a figure standing in the living room. Amidst the anxious urging of the system, Qin You did not waste a second and pulled the other person over. Ignoring the other party's angry questions, he forcibly suppressed the other party's resistance and began to rob him. After grabbing half of it, Qin You waited and waited. Finally, before the rice was cooked, another protagonist rushed in. The visitor took a breath of cold air when he entered the door and said in a trembling voice: "Qin You, what did you do to Ting Shen?" Court deep? Yan Tingshen? This is the name of the protagonist Gong. Qin You: "..." He lowered his head, met Yan Tingshen's angry eyes, and stood up from the sofa slowly. The system screamed in my mind. A suffocating silence spread in the living room. Qin You's face was expressionless. The career is in ruins, and the plot is in disarray. The villain has kidnapped the wrong person, how can he deal with it now? —————— Author Weibo: @jinjiangxiaokey —————— Let's take a look at the following column: "Unscientific Peach Blossom" Copywriting When Pei Xiu wakes up every morning recently, he always feels something strange under his body. Once or twice might be an erotic dream, but seven times a week is outrageous. By chance, he met a fortune teller and liar on the road. Seeing that he had gray hair and shabby clothes, Pei Xiu just did one good deed that day and sat down to tell his fortune. Unexpectedly, the liar was very capable. He figured out on the spot that he had been suffering from bad luck recently, and wanted to use his yang to replenish his yin. After closing the stall, he gave him a talisman, saying it could be used for self-defense. As a result, when he returned home that night, Pei Xiu was woken up by the three-no talisman that was said to be able to defend himself. When he opened his eyes, he saw a rather stern male ghost sitting by the bed, not looking at his movements, very serious. But the male ghost pressed a hand on his lower abdomen without restraint. The slightly cool feeling seems to be absent, and the bursts of heat in the lower abdomen are not fake—— Pei Xiu looked down and saw that he was straight and upright. The male ghost didn't seem to expect that he would wake up. His thin lips opened slightly but he hesitated to speak. "..." Eyes facing each other. The room was speechless. "I..." "You..." Finally, Pei Xiu spoke. He was very calm and negotiated with the male ghost first. "... Um, can you let me put on my pants?" —————— Intention: A strange combination of circumstances may be destiny.