An Unconventional Transmigration (The Legend of the Condor Heroes)

I'm a transmigrator, and I want to be the one and only under heaven! I want to stir up storms, roam the martial world, and become an immortal legendary heroine! I want everyone to love me, flowers to bloom when they see me, and cars to blow out their tires when they pass! Northern Darkness Divine Skill, Wave-Riding Steps, Nine Yin Manual: bring them all on without hesitation! Eastern Heretic, Western Venom, Southern Emperor, Northern Beggar, and that old bull-nosed priest from Chongyang Palace: what are you even worth? Huang Rong, Hua Zheng, Ying Gu, Mu Nianci, you're so ugly, yet you dare show your faces and pretend to be beauties? Hehe, Kang Kang and Shishi, all of you, come into my arms! (Lihua: Wait, who is this Shishi? Li Shishi? You Bing: You're so stupid! It's Huang Yaoshi! Even if you don't know, you should pretend you do, okay? Otherwise people will say you're uncultured.) Theme: