Why Am I a Pirate After Retiring as a Ninja?

Writing this purely for love, the full text is free

My current name is Senju Nanzhi. In my previous life, I lived an ordinary life for twenty years. Before I could even grow out of my chuunibyou phase, I was weighed down by a whole stack of bad luck buffs. I stayed up all night watching anime and suddenly dropped dead, only to transmigrate to the ninja world. After getting beaten down by the world, all my rough edges were worn smooth. I fought alongside my destined Uchiha enemy, and died before the long-haired, straight-laced clan leader could successfully talk down his rival clan leader.

I thought I could head to the Pure Land, report on my life, and then lie flat. But when I opened my eyes again, all I saw was the blue sky meeting the sea, with my nemesis, Uchiha Lan, lying beside me.

Mom, life is a wilderness... What am I saying?! Can I transmigrate a second time, too?! What is this, a wild life?! Senju Nanzhi screamed inwardly as she found herself stranded on a deserted island.

Following the clan leader's enthusiasm and adding a little verbal persuasion of my own, I successfully talked my Uchiha nemesis into becoming my wife. I mean, brother. Having accomplished that, we put our clan feud aside for the moment and decided to work together to leave the island.

Farewell, clan leader. We're setting sail tonight! Let's begin our adventure on this all-embracing ocean and see how vast the world is!

Um... First things first, Lan, do you know how to build a boat?

*There will be original plotlines. The heroine arrives in the One Piece world four years before Luffy sets sail. Original character Uchiha Lan is one year older than Nanzhi. The story is mainly about original adventures, though they'll also meet canon characters and help out when they can. After all, Nanzhi has been watching the anime for years.

*Later, she'll accidentally return to the Naruto world, then try to break through the barrier between the two worlds. Don't rush me, this happens much later. Let me figure out how to write it first...

*Nanzhi is ruthless in battle, charging forward with the Senju's fearless, unstoppable strength. She learned from Hashirama how to overwhelm her opponents. In general, though, she's a sunny, cheerful, lively, childish person. The longer she's in the One Piece world, the more easily she catches the stupid bug.

*Lan is a cool-headed, steady Uchiha young man who's both cold and passionate (when it comes to fighting). He pays attention to details, gets things done, and is dependable. He's very competitive, and childish in some ways.

*It's more slice of life, haha. I'm not very good at writing battles.

*I started this on a whim. My head is full of: A nemesis is a nemesis! A nemesis cannot become your wife!!!

Theme: The sea is so vast, let's go see it