A Detective Who Doesn't Game Isn't a Proper Heartthrob

You downloaded a game called Doki Doki! Heart-Pounding Detective~

The name was utterly ordinary.

The game developers claimed that gameplay would be broadcast in full, and the player judged to be the best would win a prize of ten million!

You: What a profound name!::

But it seemed you'd drawn a hidden version of the game device

While everyone else was working themselves to the bone to earn money, you discovered that your starting fortune was the 2048 game;

While everyone else relied on luck to defuse bombs, you calmly cleared Minesweeper;

While everyone else fell apart because they couldn't coordinate their limbs in battle, a rhythm game interface appeared before your eyes;

.

And so, amid a forum full of people wailing about the game's difficulty, a true gaming pro appeared, someone who actually treated the game like a game.

He said, "Fighting? Isn't it just a rhythm game? Just move your hands. And of course, it's even better with the music on!"

Players: ?!

Hey, are we even playing the same game?

Of course, even a pro has his troubles.

You: I'm a detective now, but how am I supposed to make anyone's heart flutter?! (frantic)

^A story of people reading too much into things, lighthearted

Theme: Love is the most absurd thing in the world