Who Gave Me the Purple Robe?

[Thanks to Jinjiang genuine little angels] [After many revisions] Copywriting of this article: Yan Mixi traveled through time. When I opened my eyes and woke up, before I could figure out who I was traveling through, what I looked like, where I was, and the age, I saved the emperor. "Little Mencius, why are you so dazed?! His Majesty is asking you what your name is." The eunuch kneeling next to him reminded him in a low voice to bring him back to his senses. Little Mencius doesn't know anyone named Meng... Yan Mixi thought. What's your name, Meng Haoran? But what if it's the Tang Dynasty? What about Mencius' mother moving three times? Oh, Mother Meng's surname is not Meng. "Slave... My name is Meng Sijiu!" Yan Mixi settled on the name. His Majesty: "Which dove?" "Ikaruga, a bad name is easy to make a living on!" His Majesty said it was interesting. _________ Meng Sijiu is a sinister, evil and beautiful eunuch with red lips and fair teeth, who is obsessed with promotion and has no talent. Little eunuch: I wish to share the same bed and quilt, so that you and I can depend on each other. Meng Sijiu: You die Little palace maid: willing to eat in pairs Meng Sijiu: Get out Concubine: It would be nice to come here often to relieve my boredom. Meng Sijiu: Madam, you don't want to live anymore Young Left Prime Minister: Comparable knee-jerk colleagues Meng Sijiu: The Sa family doesn't understand The high-spirited general: You follow me, I will protect you Meng Sijiu: I have never heard such nonsense before. Your Majesty: Go to bed Meng Sijiu: The humble body is afraid of being dirty _________ A fun story about cheating, an upgrading flow, and the male protagonist is a heart-throb with no CP. ※※※※※※※※※ You can open "Baobab Island Mercenary Farm" without any CP. You are welcome to check it out: Pao Ye [Codename Pao Ye] The boss of an international mercenary gang who won't work unless he's paid, and only does it for fun when he's paid. Leading a gang, taking money to do tasks, building infrastructure and farming, the male protagonist has no CP and is a heartthrob [may include single arrow]. Front Detective: Boss, here's the order. Mission destination—Ma Island. Bubble Coconut: As soon as you hear the name of the place, you will know that there is gold everywhere, so take it. Locals: Waibibabo Pao Ye: Where is this? Father Pao: Come back and inherit the family property. Pao Ye: Why don't you put some money into your son's card to repair Dabieye. Single owner: I don't want one, I want a group of them. Bubble Coconut: You can't do it without adding money. Technical Advisor: Boss, food and grass... PaoYe: selling chicken. Advisor: Boss, the person on the other side can't think of the final payment. Pao Ye glanced at the dial and said with a smile: Are you thinking about the ending of the mercenary? The staff officer lowered his eyes knowingly: Oh, kill the other side. ※※※ As the boss who leads a team of mercenaries, Paoye is always devoted to studying the knowledge of spiritual leaders of various revolutionary wars. *Lenin said: "There will be bread, there will be milk, there will be everything." Paoye also said: "There will be bread tree, there will be milk fruit, there will be everything." *De Gaulle said: "I am a person who belongs to no one and belongs to no one." Paoye also said: "We are a group of people who neither belong to anyone nor belong to anyone." *Churchill said: "When the eagle is silent, the parrot begins to chirp." Paoye also said: "When the mongoose is silent, the lemurs begin to chirp." . (Occasionally, other multi-channel channels are also opened, welcome to receive dishes from the homepage) Concept: No demand, create demand