Li Zhenzhen has been killing pigs in the slaughterhouse for ten years, and her heart is as cold as her knife.
Until she entered a ridiculous novel and became the cannon fodder in it.
The male protagonist of the novel, Taiqing Immortal Lord, is extremely beautiful and born with immortal bones.
The entire world's consciousness is forcing him to fall in love with the heroine, but he remains unmoved. The heroine is still raising pigs in the human world when she is over thirty.
"Your mission is to use all means to make the male protagonist obsessed with the female protagonist." The system put away the file: "This situation is very critical and the task is particularly important. Please summarize it."
Li Zhenzhen sat on the stone, his eyelids drooping, and he tore open the instant noodle seasoning packet with his mouth.
"This male protagonist is cold-hearted."
System: "?"
"We must make him become a fanatical believer in the heroine at all costs."
System: "..."
Forget it, destroy it.
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Many years into the mission's progress.
The system looked at the highly completed plot line and the zero-completed emotional line, and made a heartbroken voice:
[... I asked you to promote the plot, not to overthrow the fairy world!
He yelled at the top of his lungs: [And the male protagonist is obsessed with the female protagonist and can't help himself. It's not that the male protagonist is obsessed with you and you can't help yourself!
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Deng Xizhi can see the system.
Some of them and their missionaries came to conquer him, some came to influence him, some wanted to be his life and death friend, and some just wanted to force him to fall in love with a woman.
They appeared around him in various identities and used all kinds of disgusting methods to gain his "love".
He killed batch after batch.
Until one day, he heard a familiar, systematic voice.
But he waited and waited, and even took the initiative to help the other party set up the stage, but he didn't wait for the taskmaster's strategy.
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Small theater
System: "The male protagonist's internal organs were completely damaged and his meridians were severed. However, you gave him two eggs two days after he woke up... Are you still a human being? How can the male protagonist be with the female protagonist when he starved to death?"
It seems that the purpose of this tasker and his system is to let him be with a so-called "female protagonist".
Deng Xizhi put down the eggs boredly and waited for Li Zhenzhen to persuade him to eat according to the system's instructions.
Then he heard Li Zhenzhen laugh: "Please, he is a 30,000-year-old virgin. I used to work in a pig-killing factory, not a nursing home. What can I do if he doesn't eat it?"
"Don't worry, if a man eats too many hungry meals, he will only develop abdominal muscles."
System: "..."
Deng Xizhi: "..."
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The heroine who is a charming, natural and passerby × the flower of the high mountain, the paranoid immortal hero
The woman is not a virgin, the heroine has no heart, although the heroine is a passerby, she has a strong core.
In the Age of Dharma Ending, morality is thin, and the whole text has no traditional meaning of being a good person.
Demining:
1. Why is the heroine called Li Zhenzhen? See Chapter 2 for more information.
2. The weak eats the strong, whoever is weak will die. See Chapter 2 for the speech.
3.. Except for a supporting role of a traditional male publicist, all the other members are male virgins and do not talk about female ethics.
4. Men are superior to women, they are oppressed throughout the story, and everyone is evil. The female protagonist is very capable, but she can also get hurt.
6. The rest are too lazy to clear mines, so I default to the minefields throughout the article. Sisters who have minefields should proceed with caution.
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After going crazy with data, I passionately wrote an article in the middle of the night. It is a writing practice to relax my mind and body after work. Please forgive me for any shortcomings.
October 9, 2024
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Pre-collection: "A passerby disguises herself as a man and bends the crown prince's will"
(Third person in the text)
You have become a low-ranking official in the Hanlin Academy.
Born to be weak, it is difficult to grow, and it is ordinary without having to wrap the chest.
You took your wife and children out to watch the lanterns, and when you looked up, you bumped into His Highness the Crown Prince, who was paying a private visit incognito.
His gaze without any waves passed through the noisy crowd and fell on you casually.
You immediately lowered your head, not daring to look at the prince who was rumored to be extremely handsome and extremely wise.
After this night, your rank, which was not worth mentioning, suddenly got on the jumping machine and became a full fifth-grade Hanlin Academy bachelor.
The prince attaches great importance to you. After every day, he will invite you to hold a candle and talk at night.
For a time, your colleagues will be jealous of you, your relatives will fawn over you, and your friends will be envious of you.
Although you feel vaguely weird, you can't put it into words.
Three years passed like this.
You have become the biggest celebrity around the prince, and the prince can hardly stay away from you for a moment.
You work overtime every day and can't take care of your wife and children at all.
Just when you have the idea of resigning.
Your wife died of a sudden illness.
As a hot new official, countless people want to match you.
But you are a woman and you are really not blessed to endure it.
Unfortunately, your cousin, whom you have known since childhood, lost her husband during pregnancy and came to seek refuge with you.
Raise a son for someone else.
You are familiar with this business.
You two hit it off instantly.
The day after you get engaged to your cousin, you go to the East Palace to propose marriage to the prince.
The prince was having breakfast. Hearing this, he put down his chopsticks and cleaned his hands very slowly.
"I don't want to stop you from leaving a name in history, but you force me to do this."
He looked at you and smiled slightly.
The usually cold eyes were faintly red, with a hint of madness.
"Either Gu kills your fiancée, or you become Gu's wife yourself... Song Zhen, choose one."
Written on Friday, May 9, 2025
Purpose: Always pursue freedom