
I Faked My Death After Kissing My Archrival, the Villain
亲完反派宿敌后死遁了
by Ink Sounds from the Cloudy Mountains (云山听墨声)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 525k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Updated
- 11d ago
- English
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Synopsis
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★ A slow-witted, sunny sword cultivator X a tsundere, jealous talisman cultivator with an overwhelming possessive streak
Ning Suihe transmigrated into a melodramatic cultivation novel as its top sword cultivator.
The person she disliked most was the top disciple of the neighboring sect, Xie Zhao.
He was petty, arrogant, devious, and... the biggest villain in the original novel.
On her very first day after transmigrating into the book, that beast tried to steal the spirit lotus she was guarding.
Did he really think she was just cannon fodder?!
Grinding her teeth, Ning Suihe used the heavenly tribulation lightning of her Golden Core stage to cling stubbornly to Xie Zhao.
From then on, they were at each other's throats, fighting whenever they met.
When Xie Zhao reached for a dish, she spun the table. When he read, she made trouble. When he bathed, she spied on him... It always ended in a brawl.
Later, chaos engulfed the cultivation world.
Just as Ning Suihe was about to fake her death and make her escape, she suddenly came up with a brilliant idea to get back at Xie Zhao.
She hooked an arm around his neck and, with all her strength, planted a kiss on his lips, putting on a false show of sincerity. "Actually, I've... liked you for a long time..."
Then, with a sudden gasp, she died.
-
Thinking of the foolish look on Xie Zhao's face back then, Ning Suihe laughed with her hands on her hips as she came back to life in a remote place.
She thought she would never see him again, but the moment she stepped outside, the elusive Xie Zhao cornered her.
Though years had passed, he looked even closer to the brink than he had when he was possessed by a demon.
Xie Zhao gripped her chin and leaned in forcefully. "What did you mean by kissing me?"
Feeling his scorching warmth, Ning Suihe fell silent for a moment.
Oh no. She'd taken things too far.
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[Reading Guide]
1. The female lead is the strongest.
2. Aside from the main couple and the original novel's main couple, the direct disciples have no romance plots.
3. No System.
Blurb dated April 15, 2025
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★ A hot-tempered, tsundere god's second-generation heir vs. a gentle, obsessive, sweet-on-the-outside-but-dark-inside man with a nurturing streak
1.
The human world fell into chaos. Bian Huixing, the first god's second-generation heir in the immortal realm, Lei Zu's disciple and a mischievous troublemaker, was just one trial away from godhood when she was sent to the human world.
Since she knew little about the human world, the immortal realm recommended a Buddhist disciple who was on the verge of cultivation to immortality to accompany her.
Everyone said he was as gentle as jade and compassionate toward all living beings.
Bian Huixing watched as the young Buddhist monk lifted his head from a mountain of corpses and blood. Meeting her gaze, he calmly wiped the blood from his cheek.
Guanzhi spoke gently. "Be careful. Don't get blood on your clothes. It's hard to wash out."
Bian Huixing: "..."
So the rumors really were false.
2.
With nothing better to do, she decided to flirt with Guanzhi from time to time.
As time passed, Bian Huixing suddenly realized that she and her sworn enemy, who could barely stand the sight of each other, had both developed feelings for the other.
Before returning to the divine realm, Bian Huixing figured she couldn't leave empty-handed, so she half-coaxed and half-forced Guanzhi into spending a wild night with her in the Buddhist hall.
The usually cool and gentle Buddhist monk shut his eyes and resisted, but in the end he still surrendered, his eyelashes trembling as he pleaded:
"...Don't forget me."
3.
There were two things Guanzhi hated most: cultivators, and those who preyed on the weak.
In his eyes, Bian Huixing was guilty of both.
When he realized he liked her, Guanzhi was silent for a long time, then let out a cold laugh.
Yet even he hadn't expected that, during the decades when he and Bian Huixing were separated by the divide between the mortal and immortal realms, he would think back countless times to that day in the Buddhist hall, with incense smoke curling through the air and prayer flags fluttering.
Though he hadn't dared open his eyes, he could feel every move Bian Huixing made against him.
Beneath the compassionate gaze of the enormous Buddha statue, he had felt ashamed, restless, wretched, and... a thrill and excitement unlike anything he had ever known.
4.
Amid endless pain and longing, he finally ascended to immortality and finally saw the person who had haunted his thoughts and dreams.
She was still haughty and unruly, walking straight past all the immortals bowing to her without so much as a glance, until she stopped in front of Guanzhi.
Under Guanzhi's almost obsessive gaze, Bian Huixing lifted her chin and said coldly, "Who are you? You're in my way."
His beautiful dream shattered. As he stood amid the wreckage, Guanzhi lowered his eyes with restraint.
In the end, she had forgotten him.
Liar.
Theme: Stay true to your original aspirations.
Tags
- ThemeXianxia
- POVFemale Lead
- Age18+
- JJWXCSigned
- AccessPaid (VIP)
- Favored by Heaven
- Group Portrait
- Love-Hate Relationship
- Power Couple
- Xianxia Cultivation
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Tomorrow I'm going to see us, this young couple, sitting down like crazy!!!
Ugh, why am I stuck here? 😭 Let's meet soon! 🐶
This is so good! So good!!! It's absolutely amazing, I'll follow you forever, boss!!! Zhaohe99!!!
This little tiff actually had a certain charm... A privileged young man feeling inferior in love... (Holding a piece of rice. Jpg)
Oh my god, are we really going to meet?
When will it get sweet? 🥺 Can it stay sweet a little longer before ending? 🥺🥺
Ahhhhh, please update more! 😣 It's so good!
[Orange Candy] I'm shipping them! [Orange Candy] I'm shipping them! Why am I stuck here? 😭 Let's meet soon! 😣
Delicious, delicious, keep squatting!
[Purple Sugar] So wonderful!!!