Everyday Farming in the Cultivation World

Xie Niuniu was the most honest and hardworking cow in the cultivation world. Since she lived longer than the other cows, she naturally became the one expected to do the most backbreaking work. Thanks to her great aptitude, in this place rich with spiritual energy, she turned into a woman. But she was still a cow at heart, so all she wanted was to be friends with the land. She settled down and began a life of farming and cultivation. One day she ran a country inn, the next she tended a fishpond, and the day after that she dug for treasure in the mountains. Life was blissfully carefree. Then one day, she learned by chance that she was in the First Sect, where experts were everywhere, duels were routine, and losing limbs was nothing unusual. While she was wondering whether to find somewhere else to farm, the cultivators went crazy! They had discovered that the barren land behind the sect was gradually coming back to life. There were fresh vegetables that could be eaten raw, all kinds of juicy, sweet fruit, free-range chickens that loved going for walks, loud-mouthed quacking ducks, and big, nimble fish… Delicious food, delicious food, delicious food, all of it delicious! Overjoyed, they ran to Xie Niuniu, the one who had made it all. Cultivator One: “This is a marvelous book, packed with earth-shattering power! One punch, and mountains crumble, rocks shatter, and everything turns to dust. Take it, and you’ll have to stay in the sect and keep farming!” Xie Niuniu: “Are you kidding me? I just finished planting that orchard! You want me to destroy it with one punch?” Cultivator Two: “This is the Myriad Beast Spirit Art. Practice it, and you can command all beasts and communicate with them heart to heart.” Xie Niuniu: “I’m a beast myself! We beasts have a universal language. Are you looking down on beasts?” … Xie Niuniu couldn’t understand the cultivators’ bizarre behavior. Should she leave this sect or not? Cultivators: “You’re not allowed to leave!!!” “We’re sick of staying up all night to cultivate and still eating badly!” To make Xie Niuniu stay, everyone went from painstakingly cultivating through the night to trying every possible way to cheer her up. During their morning exercises, the cultivators would all chant together: “Let’s all say it loud and clear: Thank you, Niuniu!” Whenever Niuniu was threatened by natural enemies like tigers, the cultivators would always arrive in time. “Who do you think you are, hurting our Niuniu? Have you asked the sword in my hand?” Whenever Niuniu had trouble handling her relationships with people, the cultivators always stood in front of her. “Sorry, our Niuniu is an honest soul. If you’ve got a problem, take it up with us!” And so, the sect saw less bloody, complicated backstabbing and more warm, beautiful days of friendship. Eventually, everyone in the cultivation world knew that the First Sect had a darling named Xie Niuniu, and no one was allowed to bully her… Theme: Face everything with a positive attitude