What happens if the system you accidentally bind to is a repair kitten?
Answer: I worked my butt off to set KPIs for it! ! !
Zhang Fangjue, a 26-year-old programmer from a large factory, died suddenly...
In the middle of nowhere, a voice said to him: "Hello, this is the pet wish system. Your pet made a wish to us before leaving, hoping that you would get rid of a series of difficult lives such as unlimited overtime, bug debugging, demand changes, product launches, etc. This wish has been fulfilled. Please fill out the evaluation questionnaire."
Zhang Fangjue: "? Wait, are you saying that the way you realize your wish is to let me die? Pull out the code of your system and let me see which little genius wrote the operating logic."
System: "Sorry Mr. Zhang, it was our work error that caused you harm. Your body is still in the hospital. If you agree, we can arrange your resurrection now."
Zhang Fangjue: "After I come back to life, will the company's 007 system, the 6 programs with bugs to be corrected, the 8 new requirements added by the product manager, and the 4 ddl projects still be there?"
System: "You're still here. Everything is as before. It's like you never died."
Zhang Fangjue: "Then I'd better die. Please help me block the pain. I have to be cremated in two days."
System:…
Purpose: May the world be filled with love
