What would happen if the System you accidentally got bound to were a cat?
Answer: Work yourself to the bone to hit its KPIs!!!
Zhang Fangjue, a 26-year-old programmer at a major tech company, unsurprisingly died suddenly from overwork...
In the vast emptiness, a voice said to him, "Hello, this is the Beloved Pet Wish System. Before your beloved pet passed away, it made a wish that you escape the miserable life of endless overtime, debugging bugs, changing requirements, launching products, and all the rest. That wish has now been granted. Please fill out a feedback survey."
Zhang Fangjue: "? Wait, are you saying the way you grant wishes is by making me die? Pull up your System's code and let me see which genius wrote the logic for that."
System: "I'm sorry, Mr. Zhang. Our mistake caused you harm. Your body is still at the hospital, and we can arrange for your revival right now if you agree."
Zhang Fangjue: "If I come back to life, will the company's 007 work schedule, the six programs with bugs still to fix, the eight new requirements from the product manager, and those four projects with deadlines still be there?"
System: "Yes. Everything is just as it was. It'll be as if you never died."
Zhang Fangjue: "Then I'd rather stay dead. Please block my sense of pain. I'll be cremated in a couple of days anyway."
System: ...
Theme: May the world be full of love
