House Guardian

A fiery bottom who's afraid of being pestered by his top... The story of a lustful lion who can think of nothing but bedding his sweetheart, except his sweetheart looks like a sissy but has a man's heart. A pair of lovers who got caught in a feng shui scheme and suffered one mishap after another... I'm obsessed with stone lions. Whenever I visit a tourist attraction, I have to tease the stone lions. I wish I could steal them all and take them home. I feel like this story didn't turn out very well. Maybe I'm having a lazy spell... or maybe there just aren't enough things to love... Oh well, make do with it. Come throw things at my invincible, money-can-buy-anything pot lid, reinforced with extra length, thickness, width, and automatic melodrama-spraying defenses! Theme: