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Funami is a planar merchant. She just finished a major deal, and an old client told her about three potential trading partners.
God of the Undead: My world is about to explode. There are so many undead, there's no room for them!
God of Desolation: My world is dying of thirst. There isn't a single living thing here!
God of the Stars: My world is about to kick the bucket. The people have hollow-soul syndrome!
Funami patted her chest and readily agreed, signing contracts with all three gods.
Then she went back to her old line of work:
--Getting everything for free, no matter the cost!
Funami conned free labor out of the Undead Realm and took them to the desolate world to build things.
The undead aren't alive anyway, so they definitely can't die here!
The God of the Undead's precious little darlings, and the free laborers in Funami's eyes, began their miserable working lives.
Skeletons, liches, and zombies clacked away at construction, turning the desolate world into a paradise!
Afterward, Funami opened a "tourism route" in the interstellar world:
--Direct tourist trips, only 100 star coins per visit!
--Step outside to see natural scenery and sample genuinely delicious food!
For the first time, the people of the stars experienced what it meant to be alive. It wasn't just because of the lovely scenery and delicious food...
The main thing was that everything here except for them was dead!!
At the same time, Funami found the three gods to settle the "remaining balance."
The God of the Undead settled up in tears: I'm sorry. Father God has failed you...
Please be good to my precious undead babies, sob!
The God of Desolation was speechless with emotion: It might not be the living things running around everywhere that I wanted...
Whatever. Take it all, take it all!
The God of the Stars fell silent: So this is how you solve it?
So you not only want money from me, you want to charge my people too??
Funami: But look how lively they are now~ Anyway, thanks for your business!
The three gods all questioned their existence.
Why on earth did we sign a contract with this woman in the first place?!
The Beast God next door, who recommended three potential clients:
Oh no, what if they find out I did it?
[Goofy female lead, no romance, completely focused on making money]
[Blurb screenshotted and archived on 2024-07-21]
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