The Sky Screen Livestreams My Rebellion Against Li Shimin in the Zhenguan Era

New novel now available: The Sky Screen Reveals That I'm a Fatuous Ruler, Yet I Unite the Realm. Next up for pre-order: The Sky Screen Reveals That I Pretend to Be Erfeng to Save the An Lushan Rebellion. Related completed novels: The Sky Screen Livestreams to Empress Wu That I'm Going to Rebel; An Eternal Emperor Goes Wild Snatching Deals on a Livestream Tech geek Zhang Wuyi transmigrated, and even became Li Shimin's brother-in-law, Zhangsun Wuyi. Aside from having to avoid being purged after Li Zhi ascends the throne, his life is practically that of the ultimate spoiled nobleman in ancient times. Unfortunately, he was bound to a rebellion System that tried to egg him on to rebel every single day. [Are kings, nobles, generals, and ministers born to their stations? Become an eternal emperor, young man!] Zhangsun Wuyi: Are you crazy? How many heads do I have to risk grabbing the empire from the strongest carbon-based life-form of the seventh century, the eternal emperor? But the System tempted him with cola, hot pot, malatang... It could even connect him to the internet of later generations. Zhangsun Wuyi, who couldn't live without the internet: Shamefully, I'm tempted! But rebelling is out of the question. Maybe I can slack off and see if I can squeeze some perks out of the System? What he didn't know was that his conversations with the System were all being projected for the Zhenguan court to see. * At the enthronement ceremony, the System said, [In nineteen days, the Turks will reach the banks of the Luo River. Host, you can ally with the Turks to kill Li Tang and seize power amid the chaos.] Zhangsun Wuyi: You've got to be kidding! You don't just want my life, you want me to become a traitor to my people! Never mind, I'll pass Jieli some fake information. Li Er and the court officials: Who's so bold as to plot a rebellion? Wait, the Turks will reach the Luo River in twenty days?! * Li Chengqian and Li Tai fight over a toy. The System says, [Streamer, you can intensify the conflict between the brothers, control Li Zhi, the ultimate beneficiary, and then seize the throne like Yang Jian.] Li Er looked at Li Zhi, who had only recently been born and was nestled in his wife's arms. How did you end up emperor? How could Gao Ming and Qingque follow the same path as him?! Zhangsun Wuyi: ...Does it really not know what Li Zhi and his wife do in the future? Forget it. If he gives the two brothers some toys, they'll surely fight over them even harder. That should count, right? * At a family banquet in the imperial harem, the System said, [People in later generations say Li Er and his younger brother's wife had a tragic romance. If you kill Yang, maybe Li Er will die for love.] Zhangsun Wuyi's mouth twitched. Terrible TV dramas are a menace. They even fooled aliens. Still, seeing Yang looking so haggard, he could find a way to get her out of Yeting Palace. Li Er's face flushed under the scrutinizing gazes of his wife and ministers. He and Yang were completely innocent, and besides, he wasn't the type to die for love! Li Shimin, who had stayed calm even when he heard talk of rebellion, resolved that he would find the traitor who had besmirched his reputation! He would have him... Forget it, just give him a beating. After all, the high-yield crops, machines, weapons, and other things from the future shown by the sky screen were simply too tempting, not to mention the secrets of the future it revealed. * Zhangsun Wuyi felt guilty every day. For the sake of points, he'd not only promoted high-yield crops and established an academy, he'd also secretly researched gunpowder and built an armory. All of these were crimes punishable by death! At last, someone reported the armory. Zhangsun Wuyi was on the verge of tears. He was definitely done for! But instead of flying into a rage, Li Er smiled and said, "I know you simply love studying natural philosophy. I should even commend you for doing something so beneficial to the country and its people!" The Zhenguan officials, who were always eager to report their colleagues for plotting rebellion, said, "The young imperial uncle's loyalty is as clear as the sun and moon!" Zhangsun Wuyi: ? What he didn't know was that once the Zhenguan court had confirmed his situation, they reached a consensus and secretly helped him complete his tasks. * Zhangsun Wuyi never expected to do particularly well on his tasks. Not only were his points piling up, but all sorts of technologies were being unlocked one after another. After investigating for a long time, the System answered uncertainly, "Maybe destroying other countries counts too? The Tang dynasty has already destroyed more than twenty countries, and the streamer contributed to all of them." Zhangsun Wuyi: ? 1. There really was a Zhangsun Wuyi in history, but he was a son born to a concubine who spent his whole life coasting along with a high official salary. This story borrows the historical figure as a model, but includes many fictional details. 2. The System is an alien creation. It knows a bit of history but has no reverence for it. 3. This is just a lighthearted comedy, so don't take it seriously. Theme: Creating an even more splendid age of the Tang dynasty