The sect was so poor that it broke up, and Xie Jixing was forced to travel through time.
Good news: I dress up as a boy band idol and have more than 2 million fans online, so I can make money quickly!
Bad news: More than 2 million people are all black fans.
Xie Jixing thought that he would start a live broadcast to solidify his fans.
The anti-fans came after smelling it, "The traitor couldn't survive after quitting the group, and now he's coming to the sea to bring goods."
Xie Jixing endured it for a while, but couldn't hold it back, "I'm forced by life, so I have no choice but to go to the sea and take a piece of shit like you with me."
With that said, he directly hung the anti-fans on the little yellow carts, one by one. After the live broadcast, the little yellow carts were full and not a cent was sold.
Xie Jixing shook his head and regretted: "Tsk, tsk, just say it's a bad product, it won't sell a bit."
Haters: Gah!
XieJixing is crazy! It became a hot search that night.
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After going crazy, Xie Jixing played steadily.
First, in a secret room variety show, she played the role of an NPC female ghost, scaring her former teammates so much that they crawled all over the floor.
Then on a survival variety show, he sold the former captain a pack of explosive meals for 5,000 yuan.
The anti-fans dare not speak out when they are angry, for fear that they will be put in a bad car again if they disagree.
The passers-by laughed so hard they wanted to die, "You have always said that there are no living people in the entertainment industry, but now it's better, there is a living father!"
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When it came to Lian Zong, the best actor Qian Shuyun, who had been successfully converted into capital, went down to earth to participate in person.
The anti-fans felt relieved, "Xie Jixing will definitely not dare to act like a monster this time!"
When we first met apheresis, the staff asked Qian Shuyun: "Teacher Qian, do you have any goals that you are passionate about?"
Qian Shuyun nodded slightly, "Yes, it's Teacher Xie Jixing."
Black fans? ? ?
Staff? ? ?
"What do you like about him?" The staff member asked sincerely.
Qian Shuyun paused and said, "He is quick to find problems and has strong ability to solve them."
Staff: No, we are doing a variety show, and the workplace variety show is next door.
"What do you think your strengths are?" Even if you have doubts, you have to finish the question.
"Rich!" Qian Shuyun said firmly.
After all, Teacher Xie Jixing's fees are quite high.
Confession A few days ago, the staff asked Qian Shuyun again: "The recording of the program is almost over. Has Teacher Qian's dream goal changed?"
Actor Qian shook his head firmly, "No, it's still a star."
"What do you like about him?" The staff asked again sincerely.
"I like..." Qian Shuyun paused and said, "Him."
"Then what do you think your strengths are?" I'm still confused but I still have to finish the question.
"Rich!" Qian Shuyun was still determined.
After all, my wife is really difficult to raise.
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Food guide: 1: Money-loving little lunatic Ghost Controller Shou
2: Master and receiver, 1VS1, no prototype
3: In the early stage of building a career, you will be slapped in the face and go crazy, and it will be more fun to focus on one person. In the later stage of falling in love, they will be slapped in the face together, go crazy, and it will be even more fun to focus on the other person.
4: The last main drama was exhausted, so I inserted a crazy article. The author is in a beautiful state of mind. Please save your brain here!
5: There are some supernatural contents.
6: A lot of barrages! Lots of barrages! Lots of barrages! Barrage is the author's identity. Friends who don't like watching barrage should run away quickly!
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Upgrade Liushuangwen, focusing on career lines.
Shen Nian'an is thirty years old, has accomplished nothing, is unemployed and lovelorn, and plans to go back to the old house in the country left by his grandfather for a long vacation and sell local specialties.
As a result, on the first day he returned, he felt that there were always strange movements in the deserted backyard in the middle of the night.
When I had the courage to clean up, I found that the dry well in the backyard was connected to a magical botanical garden, and a group of strange little goblins lived in it.
All the goblins: "So you are the one the old man said was coming to take care of us."
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The irritable red-haired young man immediately kicked his nose and said, "The old man promised to buy me an electric guitar. Buy it for me quickly."
Shen Nian'an didn't even raise his eyebrows, "No money."
The red-haired young man curled his lips, brought a plate over, and began to pull his hair in it. After pulling it out, he handed it to Shen Nian'an, "Take it to exchange for money."
Shen Nian'an was disgusted: "Hey."
A few days later, Shen Nian'an's Taobao store received a comment: This is Yugong grade black tea. In the past, I could only get two taels at most every year. Does the shop owner still have it? I want them all.
The elegant young man followed closely behind, "Brother, I want a SLR camera. I heard that cameras are standard equipment for literary young people."
Shen Nian'an: "Yours is more expensive than his."
The fair young man took out a glass and began to spit into it.
Shen Nian'an collapsed: "What's wrong with this?"
In a few days, Shen Nian'an's Taobao store will put it on the shelves. Real tea tree oil is a first-class anti-inflammatory and anti-acne product. It can remove pimples the size of fingertips overnight.
Top-notch Xiaohua Da Da took to the stage and posted angrily on Weibo: I only have half a bottle left. I feel so insecure. The quantity is too small and I can't get it. Please add more!
A young man with a high ponytail came out holding a handful of small red fruits, "Brother, brother, I have seeds~ My seeds are super powerful."
Shen Nian'an looked at the cute little red fruit, picked one up, put it in his mouth, and chewed it.
Young Er Kangshou said, "No, if you eat my seeds, you will get pregnant after being coughed."
Shen Nian'an, gulu, swallow.
Young man:......
Shen Nian'an Youyou: "Forget it, I may not have that opportunity in this life."
Teenager: "Then I want a game console."
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Later, an old acquaintance was washed away by a mudslide in the mountains.
Shen Nian'an took a look and said, oh, this is the little CEO who, even though he didn't know anything, treated him as a bad example and fired him in front of all the employees.
Now the little CEO eats and drinks his food and lives in his house. Before leaving, he must make a big deal!
It turned out that Shen Nian'an drank too much one night. The next morning, the boy with a ponytail asked anxiously: "If I eat your seed, that's the only man who will get pregnant."
The boy was addicted to the game without raising his head, "Of course, the seeds of my Bai Zi Gourd are gender-neutral!"
Intention: No matter the situation, just focus on the goal!