----Desire for survival written in the front: This article is not a traditional Zerg text, the female attacks the male, and the main one is the recipient. The author's writing is novice, and the logic is dead. It is completely self-produced food. It is essentially a brainless petting cookie. If you like traditional Zerg texts or iron-blooded attack and control controlled cuties, please quickly click on the X number in the upper right corner to escape. If you hesitate, you will be attacked!
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Zhou Mu, who accidentally fainted, didn't expect that when he opened his eyes again, he would turn into a Zerg, and a rare male at that.
Oh my God! Xiongzi! Isn't that just one?
Xiao Ling Zhou Mu, who is so sophisticated that she knows how to apply hip mask to maintain her health, has been alone in the world for twenty-five years without finding his one.
I didn't expect that I would become one after traveling through time. What kind of human suffering is this? !
What's even more painful is that the male he wears has a low concentration of self-interested pheromones, making it difficult to impregnate the female. He has never found a suitable female, and is about to face a high single tax. He can only participate in an all-star live love show and be forced to go on a blind date.
Fortunately, there is his Tiancai in the show. Those chest muscles, those abdominal muscles, and those long legs, everything accurately targets Zhou Mu's aesthetic point, ah! It was simply his dream!
Zhou Mu tried his best to persuade himself that it was not impossible to do anything for him.
But, eh eh eh, I still really want him to be mine.
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Qin Zhou is a rebellious female. Looking at those delicate and delicate males, he really can't imagine that one day he will be weighed down by these beautiful "gadgets".
However, he is faced with the dilemma of being exiled from his family because he is single. In order not to lose his family's inheritance rights, he can only participate in an all-star live broadcast love show and be forced to go on a blind date.
Fortunately, there is a male in the show who is almost unable to impregnate a female, and he happens to be a tailor-made partner for him.
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So, in order to avoid taxes, Zhou Mu and Qin Zhou joined hands to avoid being exiled.
On their wedding night, Qin Zhou locked Zhou Mu in his arms, who was trying to get closer, stretched out a sharp bone spear from his elbow, pressed it against Zhou Mu's fragile Adam's apple, and said, "Just you? Try touching me?"
Zhou Mu raised his hands and looked at him innocently. His delicate and moist lips came to Qin Zhou's ear: "How about you come?"
Qinzhou: The door to the new world has opened.
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The strong and handsome female attack +
Food guide:
1:1VS1 is not inverse.
2: The private property is like a mountain, and there are no children.
3: Clearing mines, the female attacks and the male receives.
4: The variety show will refer to the heartbeat signal framework, which will be partially modified.
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Upgrade Liushuangwen, focusing on career lines.
Shen Nian'an is thirty years old, has accomplished nothing, is unemployed and lovelorn, and plans to go back to the old house in the country left by his grandfather for a long vacation and sell local specialties.
As a result, on the first day he returned, he felt that there were always strange movements in the deserted backyard in the middle of the night.
When I had the courage to clean up, I found that the dry well in the backyard was connected to a magical botanical garden, and a group of strange little goblins lived in it.
All the goblins: "So you are the one the old man said was coming to take care of us."
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The irritable red-haired young man immediately kicked his nose and said, "The old man promised to buy me an electric guitar. Buy it for me quickly."
Shen Nian'an didn't even raise his eyebrows, "No money."
The red-haired young man curled his lips, brought a plate over, and began to pull his hair in it. After pulling it out, he handed it to Shen Nian'an, "Take it to exchange for money."
Shen Nian'an was disgusted: "Hey."
A few days later, Shen Nian'an's Taobao store received a comment: This is Yugong grade black tea. In the past, I could only get two taels at most every year. Does the shop owner still have it? I want them all.
The elegant young man followed closely behind, "Brother, I want a SLR camera. I heard that cameras are standard equipment for literary young people."
Shen Nian'an: "Yours is more expensive than his."
The fair young man took out a glass and began to spit into it.
Shen Nian'an collapsed: "What's wrong with this?"
In a few days, Shen Nian'an's Taobao store will put it on the shelves. Real tea tree oil is a first-class anti-inflammatory and anti-acne product. It can remove pimples the size of fingertips overnight.
Top-notch Xiaohua Da Da took to the stage and posted angrily on Weibo: I only have half a bottle left. I feel so insecure. The quantity is too small and I can't get it. Please add more!
A young man with a high ponytail came out holding a handful of small red fruits, "Brother, brother, I have seeds~ My seeds are super powerful."
Shen Nian'an looked at the cute little red fruit, picked one up, put it in his mouth, and chewed it.
Young Er Kangshou said, "No, if you eat my seeds, you will get pregnant after being coughed."
Shen Nian'an, gulu, swallow.
Young man:......
Shen Nian'an Youyou: "Forget it, I may not have that opportunity in this life."
Teenager: "Then I want a game console."
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Later, an old acquaintance was washed away by a mudslide in the mountains.
Shen Nian'an took a look and said, oh, this is the little CEO who, even though he didn't know anything, treated him as a bad example and fired him in front of all the employees.
Now the little CEO eats and drinks his food and lives in his house. Before leaving, he must make a big deal!
It turned out that Shen Nian'an drank too much one night. The next morning, the boy with a ponytail asked anxiously: "If I eat your seed, that's the only man who will get pregnant."
The boy was addicted to the game without raising his head, "Of course, the seeds of my Bai Zi Gourd are gender-neutral!"
Motto: No matter what situation you are in, your destiny is in your own hands.