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-University campus X1v1 cookies
-I think I am afraid of homo-aggression and X-phishing without realizing it
After seven years of long-distance love, Shen Yu and Cheng Mofei were diagnosed with terminal cancer when they were about to get married.
At the last moment of his stay in the hospital bed, his strongest lover held his hand tightly and cried into tears.
When he opened his eyes, Shen Yu traveled back to twelve years ago, when he was eighteen years old and the college entrance examination had just ended.
To live a new life, Shen Yu decided - 1. Take good care of your body. 2. Live a good life with Cheng Mofei.
Shen Yu decisively filled out his application form for Cheng Mofei's former university, packed his luggage, and went alone to the northern city where they had been in love for seven years.
The first time we met was at the reception desk for freshmen. Cheng Mofei was being confessed by a junior student, showing repulsion, "I am a straight man and have no interest in men."
Shen Yu: "?"
He remembered that it was Cheng Mofei who took the initiative to flirt with him.
The second time they met was in the dormitory. He used some connections to become roommates with Cheng Mofei. Cheng Mofei put his arms around his shoulders familiarly, sniffed the crook of his neck for a long time, and asked: "Brother, what did you put on your body? It smells so good."
Shen Yu answered a brand of shower gel.
This was Cheng Mofei's favorite shower gel, and it was evidence that they had gone through countless changes in the bathroom.
The next day, there was an identical bottle of shower gel in the dormitory bathroom.
The third time we met was in the infirmary. A boy from the physical education center was harassing the beautiful freshman Shen Yu. Cheng Mofei strode forward, protecting the person behind him, with cold eyes, "My brother, a straight man, please keep his dirty thoughts at bay."
Shen Yu: "..." Actually, he is not.
While Shen Yu was struggling with how to win over Cheng Mofei, who was still in the closet at the moment, Cheng Mofei was working on himself every day.
"Shen Yu and I hit it off right away, and we will definitely become good brothers for life."
"What's wrong with good brothers sleeping in the same bed?"
"Good brothers should take a bath together."
"What do we straight men care about?"
Shen Yu: "..."
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Later, Cheng Mofei discovered that the good brother had someone in mind. The password on his mobile phone was their anniversary, and he talked in his sleep about that person's nickname. Even the shower gel he had used for so long had the scent that that person liked.
And... That person seems to be a man!
Cheng Mofei's whole body exploded.
On the anniversary of his previous life, Shen Yu dressed up specially, bought Cheng Mofei's favorite cakes and returned to the dormitory. He wanted to spend time with him in this life, but he never expected that he would be pressed against the wall as soon as he opened the door.
The familiar fragrance was still on the tip of his nose. Cheng Mofei gritted his teeth: "You are not allowed to be with a wild man."
Shen Yu: "?"
Food Guide
1. Homophobia
2. A college campus cookie, he changed his college entrance examination choice not just because of his studies, but his original best choice was the university where he studied. The details are stated at the beginning of the text.
3. Please note that it should be clearly written in the copy: the main text is reborn by singles, but not by attacks. The core plot is a story about a series of conflicts caused by a former straight man who was homophobic. It would be impossible to write a story about two people. If you don't like to see this kind of setting, please stop and QAQ in time and don't torture yourself.
4. The extra chapter will write about the attack after death in the previous life + the attack in this life to restore the memory of the previous life. Please pay attention to the content summary before purchasing, and purchase according to your needs.
5. The characters in the article will definitely have some imperfections, please bear with me_(:з∠)
6. Place names and regions are fictitious and do not exist! I chose the word I like, please don't substitute it into reality qwq
●Advance collection of the author's column in the upper right corner of "The Ghost in the House Always Sucks My Cat", please bookmark it~
Ling Lu is a ghost who has lost his memory. He only remembers that he was a cat slave during his lifetime, and he has the ability to communicate with cats after his death.
After his death, he found a home with four cats, made himself cat ears and tail, secretly sucked the owner's cat every day, and got along very well with the cats.
Occasionally, he would fight with other ghosts, press the owner's bed, and inhale some yang energy from him to "recharge".
Fu Shuli is a university professor and a firm atheist.
But recently, cracks have appeared in his faith.
At first, several cats in the house always looked at the same place, and when they were close together, a small space would be left vacant. The cats' hair loss became more severe, and there was even a faint tendency to become bald.
Not long after, he always felt something pressing on him while sleeping. After falling asleep, the thing would move behind him and hug him.
When I was half asleep and half awake, I would occasionally hear a clean and pleasant male voice muttering: "Why haven't you fallen asleep yet? I can't even charge the battery... I have to let Da Mi spill his coffee tomorrow."
The next day, his coffee was knocked over by the paw of the family cat's heartless cat and scattered all over the floor.
Fu Shuli: "..."
There is really a ghost in the house.
After his colleagues learned about it, they bought some ghost-exorcism charms from a master who was said to be very powerful and brought them home.
That night, a familiar voice sounded to him: "I am a ghost, a foreign ghost, and those talismans have no effect on me."
Fu Shuli: "..."
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After discovering the existence of the ghost, Fu Shuli was still alive and well, but the four cats at home were shedding more.
These four cats are sons and daughters who are closer to him than his parents entrusted to him before they went abroad. His parents will return to China in a while.
Fu Shuli fell ill and sought medical treatment urgently, posting on the Internet——
"What should I do if the ghost at home keeps sucking my cat? The cat will be sucked bald"
Netizens just thought he was playing with abstractions and started to take action one after another.
The most popular one: Seduce the ghost and let the ghost suck you, so you have no time to suck the cat.
"..."
Food Guide
1. The ghost was attacked by a professor from University X
2. The little ghost is like a slime. It can shape itself into many shapes, like cat ears and cat tails. It has a human body and will return to its own body later. It is indeed a hybrid w
●The author's column in the upper right corner of the finished article "Zai Zai Comes from the Cat Star" can be eaten directly~
After Jing Mimi died, she went to Meow Star.
The god of the cat star said to it: Mimi, welcome to the cat paradise, all the cats here will be your new family.
Mimi cried out with a meow: I want daddy
The soft-hearted cat god finally sent the crying kitten back to its fathers.
In exchange, Mimi will help the Cat God fulfill the wishes of the kittens.
For example, put the dog's tail grass that the kitten loved playing most when he was alive, at the door of the owner's house, for example, rub some hand cream on the human hand that was scratched by the kitten, for example, kiss the owner's newborn baby...
——
On the day when the cat she had raised with her boyfriend for many years passed away, after another quarrel, Jing Jing broke down and broke up.
Not long after, Jing Jing picked up a sleeping cub at the door.
The little cub loves to crawl into his arms even when it doesn't cry or fuss.
Soon, he learned his first pronunciation: "meow."
——
After breaking up and calming down for a while, Jiang Suifeng, who finally came back from a business trip, immediately bought Shu Jingzhi's favorite rose and asked him to give in and ask for peace.
I never expected to see my boyfriend holding a little cub in his arms from a distance. The little cub said "daddy" in each mouth and looked somewhat similar to my boyfriend.
Jiang Suifeng felt like a bolt from the blue, his brain shut down and he couldn't think. The flowers in his hand fell to the ground. He quickly rushed to Jingjing and asked him for an explanation with red eyes.
The little cub blinked, suddenly giggled at him, and called "Daddy" again.
Jing Jing also looked at him: "Don't you think he is somewhat similar to you?"
Food Guide
1. Cure the daily flow of articles
2. Mimi was an abandoned folded-eared cat. She was in poor health, but she became a healthy cub after she came back.
3. Mimi will have a little follower dog CP, the breed is a police dog German shepherd, friendship in childhood, love only after growing up, mainly in the puppy period
4. It's probably a short story about Mimi healing her fathers, repairing her family, making human friends, growing up with the dog and horse CP, and helping the cats in Meow Star realize their wishes.
5. Fold-eared cats are the product of genetic defects. We refuse to breed or buy folded-eared cats!
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Intention: Bravely pursue what you want
Reader comments
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Okay.. He seems more like a neutral person than an evil one.
I thought it was the result of HE. After the good guy was tortured, he died directly in the pirate world. By the way, a small bug: Zefa and his wife should have been childhood sweethearts in the movie version Z.
Wow, wow, suddenly appeared [come on]
[Purple sugar] kswl [Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl [Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl [Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl
[Orange Candy] Got it [Purple Candy] kswl is so good, I've finished watching it all
I beg you, as long as you update, I will do anything.
The little hamster is so cute! ! ! [Star Eyes][Star Eyes] There are new meals, please bring them over quickly! ! ! [Empty bowl][empty bowl]
[Orange candy] I got it [Purple candy] kswl [Orange candy] I got it [Purple candy] kswl is so cute
[Kiss] [Kiss] [Kiss] [Kiss] [Kiss] Is it out of body? [Poor] [Poor] [Poor] Support
It's so beautiful. The babies should always be happy.
There are really people living the life of my dreams.
[Star Eyes][Star Eyes][Star Eyes] Lucky draw, I want to win
Middle! Award! Got it! The first time I won a physical prize in jj [crying] [crying] [please] [please] [please] [poor] [poor] [star eyes] [star eyes] [love eyes] [love eyes] [let me be healthy] [let me be healthy] [shy] [shy] [ Kiss] [Kiss] [Come on] [Come on] [Laugh out loud] [Laugh out loud] [Cat head] [Three-flowered cat head] [Lop-eared rabbit head] [Prick-eared rabbit head] [Panda head] [Compare your heart] [Like] [Applause] [666] [Wave hands] [Hold hands together] [Hold fists]
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