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- False pregnancy and infertility
-1v1 pair of first love cookies
Qiu Tu is the illegitimate child born between a human and a lop-eared rabbit orc. His white ears droop obediently, his tail is soft and fluffy, he has a beautiful face and a docile personality. The value of his family's existence is a business marriage.
Qiu Tu's most extravagant wish is to have a happy home.
The day after she got drunk and mistakenly went to the boss's bed, Qiu Tu was suddenly bound to a ball-running system.
The system says that the world he lives in is a bloody stand-in novel, and he is the protagonist running with the ball in the novel. He must successfully complete the task of running with the ball to avoid being wiped out, and finally have a cute cub and a doting wife, Lao Gong.
System: [Follow the routine of dribbling and running with the ball. Before the pregnancy becomes serious, you have to flirt with the big guy, either welcoming or refusing, to replace the position of Bai Yueguang in his heart, improve his favorability, and make him fall in love with you. After finding out that you are pregnant, you suddenly go abroad, and the drama of "you run away, he chases, and you can't fly"]
Qiu Tu, who lacked love and was afraid of death, could only obey the instructions.
When the boss came back from the shower and handed him his business card, Qiu Tu remembered what the system said about "rejection or acceptance", so she shook her head.
The boss paused and handed him another check. Qiu Tu shook his head again.
The boss was silent for a moment and said that he would take him back, but Qiu Tu still shook his head.
The boss calmed down, recalled the very good experience last night, and rarely had the patience to ask him what he wanted.
The system was also anxious: [You can't keep rejecting! ! !
Qiu Tu: "..."
Qiu Tu: "W-how about... Do it again?"
The boss's eyes darkened slightly.
Just when the system thought it was going to mess up, the boss's favorability kept rising.
The boss used Qiu Tu's mobile phone to add his contact information, took him back to his private villa, continued to support him in college, and helped him get rid of his stupid relatives. He even stayed with Qiu Tu when "Bai Yueguang" and Qiu Tu fell ill at the same time.
Gradually, Qiu Tu's morning sickness became more and more serious. Following the instinct of a rabbit, she couldn't help but collect items that smelled like a boss to "build a nest". She had to curl up in the boss's arms every night to fall asleep peacefully.
System: [Now, buy a plane ticket, blackmail the boss, and go abroad to raise babies!
Qiu Tu obediently bought a ticket to country M, blocked all the boss's contact information, and stole a jacket that smelled like the boss and got on the plane.
The next day, the boss showed up at his door and took him to the hospital, looking weak after not sleeping well all night.
Sitting next to the boss in the hospital, Qiu Tu was extremely nervous, but the system suddenly went offline at this time.
The boss was equally nervous. He was worried that there might be something wrong with the little lop-eared rabbit and didn't dare to tell him.
After a long time, the doctor came out with the report and said to the boss: "Your rabbit is very healthy, but it is a false pregnancy and needs more care and companionship."
Boss: "... Okay."
Qiu Tu: "?" False, false pregnancy? ? ?
Have you failed to carry the baby so many times...?
The system that was hurriedly launched: [QAQ host, host, I seem to have traveled to the wrong world and bound to the wrong person...]
[Eating guide: The system travels to the wrong world, the pregnancy is just a false pregnancy, no children, there is no white moonlight, 1v1 double first love]
●Advance collection of the author's column in the upper right corner of "The Ghost in the House Always Sucks My Cat", please bookmark it~
Ling Lu is a ghost who has lost his memory. He only remembers that he was a cat slave during his lifetime, and he has the ability to communicate with cats after his death.
After his death, he found a home with four cats, made himself cat ears and tail, secretly sucked the owner's cat every day, and got along very well with the cats.
Occasionally, he would fight with other ghosts, press the owner's bed, and inhale some yang energy from him to "recharge".
Fu Shuli is a university professor and a firm atheist.
But recently, cracks have appeared in his faith.
At first, several cats in the house always looked at the same place, and when they were close together, a small space would be left vacant. The cats' hair loss became more severe, and there was even a faint tendency to become bald.
Not long after, he always felt something pressing on him while sleeping. After falling asleep, the thing would move behind him and hug him.
When I was half asleep and half awake, I would occasionally hear a clean and pleasant male voice muttering: "Why haven't you fallen asleep yet? I can't even charge the battery... I have to let Da Mi spill his coffee tomorrow."
The next day, his coffee was knocked over by the paw of the family cat's heartless cat and scattered all over the floor.
Fu Shuli: "..."
There is really a ghost in the house.
After his colleagues learned about it, they bought some ghost-exorcism charms from a master who was said to be very powerful and brought them home.
That night, a familiar voice sounded to him: "I am a ghost, a foreign ghost, and those talismans have no effect on me."
Fu Shuli: "..."
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After discovering the existence of the ghost, Fu Shuli was still alive and well, but the four cats at home were shedding more.
These four cats are sons and daughters who are closer to him than his parents entrusted to him before they went abroad. His parents will return to China in a while.
Fu Shuli fell ill and sought medical treatment urgently, posting on the Internet——
"What should I do if the ghost at home keeps sucking my cat? The cat will be sucked bald"
Netizens just thought he was playing with abstractions and started to take action one after another.
The most popular one: Seduce the ghost and let the ghost suck you, so you have no time to suck the cat.
"..."
Food Guide
1. The ghost was attacked by a professor from University X
2. The little ghost is like a slime. It can shape itself into many shapes, like cat ears and cat tails. It has a human body and will return to its own body later. It is indeed a hybrid w
●The author's column "I, the Mermaid, the Shark Tribe's Pet" in the upper right corner can be eaten directly w
/Mermaid
Suffer: Healing genius x The last little mermaid in the world
Attack: Short guard
Tang Li is a little mermaid with a missing tail.
The tails of other mermaids are all shimmering gold. Only Tang Li has a warm orange color, and he has never been able to form his legs.
Suddenly one day, something called the system told him that he was a little mermaid with a koi buff that could bring good luck to people around him.
And as long as he obediently completes the system task—bringing good luck to the targets in each world—he can save lucky coins and exchange them for props that transform his legs from the mall.
In order to transform into legs and set foot on the continent that he had longed for, Tang Li began to go to each world to complete tasks.
Finally, the hard work paid off, and in the last world, as a cub about to be born, Tang Li stayed in the egg and cracked his fingers——
()`ω(ヾ)I will soon be able to collect all the props to transform my legs!
The eggshell broke open, a little light and wet seawater gradually enveloped Tang Li, and a group of "ferocious" "mermaids" appeared in front of him.
System: Lost the treasure, traveled to the wrong world, where the mermaids are extinct, and only the sharks are left.
Tang Li: QAQ?
System: The target of your attack... Is the shark prince who seems to be the least trivial to offend. T▽T
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Shen Yaochuan, the prince of the Shark tribe, has a cold and lonely personality. He is the only SSS-level output psychic power in the interstellar world. However, at a young age, he was hit by an arrow in the tail during the war. He became disabled and his mental power was also severely damaged. No one dared to approach easily.
And a certain mermaid cub that had not yet completely broken out of its shell swung its tail, struggled to swim to him, and handed itself to him along with the eggshell.
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The Sharks recently hatched a soft cub.
The cub's tail is warm orange, his hair is soft black, and his body is only the size of an adult mermaid's hand. One finger can poke him into tears.
Someone discovered that this seemed to be the last mermaid cub left on the ancient planet!
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Mission: Everyone is equal, self-reliant and self-reliant