The Keeper Went Mad After the Tentacle Monster Escaped

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[Blurb]

Luo Jiayi transmigrates into a tentacle-filled, dark harem novel and becomes the protagonist's younger twin brother.

In the original story, the protagonist is the only tentacle monster in the world. He is a walking aphrodisiac, so irresistible that even passing dogs inexplicably fall in love with him. He lives to eat, devouring his suitors raw and twisting off their skulls to use as ashtrays...

Luo Jiayi treads carefully, but on the night he comes of age, he suddenly goes into heat and transforms into a tentacle monster, forced to take over his brother's role in the plot with his own two hands.

Luo Jiayi: ?

Oh, so this has something to do with me too? QAQ!?

The plot takes a sudden turn. The very next day, a gloomy cannon-fodder top who likes his brother shows up, coldly insisting on marrying him. The Luo family can't bear to let their precious son go, so they shove the fake out instead. "He'll marry you."

Luo Jiayi refuses. "!? Who wants to marry a man... Gross!"

How can a man marry another man? He's straight! Even if he had to jump off a cliff or be sent to a lab to be cut up and studied, he would never-

A faint scent of cedar reaches him, and the tentacles he finds so horrifying and repulsive suddenly disappear.

... 1v1, with restrained tentacles, or 1vN, where life is worse than death? Only an idiot would hesitate!

Luo Jiayi rushes forward at once, his face utterly sincere. "Hello, hubby. Let's get married!"

Cannon-fodder top: "..."

What a quick change of face.

*

The cannon-fodder top proves very useful. He lets Luo Jiayi bite and nuzzle him, and every aspect of married life is blissfully satisfying. As they spend more time together, Luo Jiayi realizes that the gloomy cannon-fodder top has been stuck with the miserable-guy label for far too long. In real life, he's actually very gentle.

When Luo Jiayi gets too carried away and his tentacles emerge, the other man wipes away his tears, holds him close, and soothes him, even kissing his tentacles.

Luo Jiayi is so happy he could cry.

*

Then one day, while cleaning the room, he pushes against a bookshelf and accidentally discovers a hidden laboratory.

One entire wall is covered in surveillance footage from every corner of the house, with hundreds of tiny screens packed together.

On the desk are data on various vital signs and unidentified tissue samples...

As Luo Jiayi stands frozen, the largest screen in the center suddenly switches to a live image of someone standing in front of the machine: his own face.

[Experiment subject has breached the containment of Experiment No. 001.]

[Chief Researcher Ji Shujun, select an emergency measure immediately:]

[A. Confine the experiment subject]

[B. Kill the experiment subject]

*

Later, his bargain-bin husband comes to him, willingly offering himself as food for the monster. Ji Shujun says, "Baby, I love you. I'm willing to become one with you..."

The seven powerful men who weren't eaten by the protagonist in the original story all pursue Luo Jiayi, stopping at nothing to have him. They attack him with words, violence, and vicious business tactics, all intent on crushing their rivals.

Luo Jiayi, unwillingly caught in a hellish gauntlet of rivals with every love-triangle buff stacked against him: "..."

#What to do when you're caught by a possessive, gloomy guy?

#The bottom wants to eat the top #Researcher and monster keeper

A gorgeous, tearful, clingy tentacle monster whose tears won't stop X A sharp-tongued but soft-hearted researcher with a strong need for control

1v1, a sweet little story with both leads entirely devoted to each other, body and soul

Happy ending

[Preview of an upcoming story. Stop by and take a look!]

Wei Lin transmigrates into a rebirth power fantasy and becomes the doomed Dao companion destined to be killed by the overpowered protagonist so he can prove his Dao through his wife's death.

In the original story, the protagonist is exceptionally gifted, but is cruelly murdered by his master and junior brother.

Reborn on the day of the apprenticeship ceremony, he points to Wei Lin, who is dozing with his eyes closed in the hall. "This disciple wishes to become Elder Wei's student."

[Ambitious disciple + slacker master + proving the Dao through his wife's death = the fastest path to ascension by cultivating the Heartless Dao]

It feels as if the King of Hell is beckoning him. Wei Lin jolts in fright. Even a slacker can't escape the plot where he's chosen and sacrificed, can he??? Look me in the eyes and answer me!

System: Host, complete the task of being killed by the protagonist to help him prove his Dao and ascend, and you can return to your original world.

So Wei Lin somehow ends up raising a black-hearted sesame tangyuan, wandering further and further down the path of slacking off. The protagonist practices swordsmanship while he sleeps; the protagonist fights monsters while he watches. When the protagonist is bullied by his fellow disciples, he-

Do they think I'm dead? Only I get to bully my disciple!

Fellow disciples: ...Might as well be.

The protagonist runs him through with his sword.

Blood splashes on the storybook Wei Lin just bought. As Wei Lin wipes it clean with a pained look, he mutters, "Your sword was three inches off. That guy's heart is on the right."

And so he spends decades helping the protagonist level up and fight monsters. At last, with ascension just within reach, the time comes for Wei Lin to be sacrificed.

Wei Lin takes the protagonist's sword and drives it into his own chest.

The blood is cold, his heart aches, and the protagonist...

The protagonist is crying.

Wei Lin... Wei Lin returns to his original world and happily munches on watermelon in the air conditioning.

Until System comes looking for him: The protagonist has gone mad, and the world is collapsing. You have to go back.

*

Everyone in the cultivation world knows that Xie Yunzhou of the Xiaoyao Sect in the Northern Continent is an unparalleled genius. He established his foundation at fifteen, formed his sword intent, reached the Core Formation stage at seventeen, and began to develop a sword bone. Yet this very genius became a disciple of Wei Lin, the "Greatest Useless Master of Xiaoyao."

Just as everyone laments this waste of talent, Xie Yunzhou runs his sword through his master, who raised him for over a decade and became his Dao companion. He perfects the Heartless Dao and ascends to the heavens.

Only then do people realize that Wei Lin was merely a tribulation of love on the Immortal Venerable's path to ascension.

No one knows that Xie Yunzhou, eyes bloodshot, turns the heavens upside down, searching for even the slightest chance to bring his beloved back to life.

Heavenly fire burns for three days and three nights. The natural order collapses, and from then on, no one in the cultivation world ever ascends again.

#What do you do when your disciple accidentally tears the heavens apart?

Wei Lin, summoned back once more, sees black. My corpse doesn't feel too good. I'm logging off.

Xie Yunzhou thoughtfully tucks the blanket around him...

A laid-back, lie-flat slacker master bottom X A level-up-story, unhinged, overpowered protagonist top

Theme: Love is an unwavering choice