A first-person short story (probably), a pure product of going off the rails.
Don't ask. I was playing Plants vs. Zombies.
An irreverent, shameless, and out-of-character story with no grimdark angst, no lofty themes, just the author throwing caution to the wind. Remember to leave your brain at the door while reading. Whether you bring it or not, you'll realize this story makes no sense, so you might as well read it without one. ^^
Ever since arriving in this world, Senju Haruka has been living the life of a freeloader, waiting to die.
War? Missions? Not a chance. Staying alive is the only truth.
And then...
Something unclean came after her.
System: I'm not some filthy thing, thanks.
And then...
She inexplicably got a cheat ability.
"A summoner? Summon what? Is it the kind where you clap your hands and call out whatever you want?" Haruka asked eagerly.
"Uh... more or less..."
One day, good news spread through the Senju Clan: Lady Haruka, Lord Hashirama's younger sister, had awakened Wood Release too!
The not-so-good news was that her Wood Release... looked a little bizarre.
Good news doesn't travel far, but bad news spreads everywhere. Naturally, the Uchiha, the Senju Clan's sworn enemies, heard about it too.
On the battlefield, Madara Uchiha held his war fan and still looked as arrogant as ever.
"Senju Haruka, I hear you can use Wood Release now too?"
"That's right."
"Want to see it? All right, then, you're up. Come on out, Ice-shroom!"
* This story is full of memes, practically built out of them. It's all nonsense and doesn't take itself seriously, so readers looking for a serious story shouldn't get their hopes up. (
Theme: To be added
Big, rice, fragrant
It has been updated [Spread flowers][Spread flowers] Come on, teacher✊