Being the Wingman at an Elite Boys' School

Every romance novel has a god-tier wingman. Lin Zhaoxu is exactly that kind of wingman! The school he attends, Systerton Academy, is known as an elite boys' school. Every student is gorgeous, and they come in all kinds: yanderes, schemers, aloof beauties, you name it. Pair any two at random and the fandom will ship them until their last breath. At this school, where every possible couple gets thrown into the mix, Lin Zhaoxu has to play matchmaker at least a dozen times a day. The good news: every couple he helps gets closer and flourishes. The bad news: his tastes grow increasingly twisted and bizarre. For example, lately he's been enthusiastically supporting an enemies-to-lovers pairing. Under his watch, the top and bottom are finally about to leave the ambiguous stage and confess to each other, when a scheming white lotus appears on the top's side, and the bottom's childhood friend turns up as a homewrecker too. By day, Lin Zhaoxu keeps the scheming top from pulling anything. By night, he guards against the white lotus bottom sneaking into bed. It should be exhausting, being outnumbered two to one, but he can't stop trying to set up... the scheming top and the white lotus bottom. One is determined to be the other man's mistress, and the other is determined to steal someone's partner. Well, how could they not be a match made in heaven? - Then there's the melodramatic romance. A cool, aloof bottom enters the school as a special-admissions student and catches the attention of two scumbag tops. He's bullied and forced into submission, and eventually locked away in a dark room. Every time Lin Zhaoxu sees scumbag top number one and scumbag top number two tormenting the cool, aloof bottom, his matchmaking instincts start stirring. Scumbag x scumbag, how could that not be delicious!!! Theme: All good people will find happiness, and all bad people will be punished by the law.