The Comments Say I'm the Strongest Wage Slave

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[Story Blurb]

Ever since he started seeing the comments, Imai Ei has spent his days working odd jobs everywhere.

He can't help it. He suddenly learned that Tokyo, to the left, was about to stage a Battle Royale and the Culling Game; Yokohama, to the right, would erupt into a war between ability users; vampires were all over the world; and an international criminal organization was right downstairs. Imai Ei felt like the whole world was in dire straits.

And since he lives in this dangerous world and could get killed at any moment, he has to stay on top of the latest intel.

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[Here he comes! Ei, the terrifying mastermind, is about to join the wine organization.]

[Judging by his expression, he knows Hiromitsu and Rei are undercover agents.]

[He even gave Shuichi a special look. Did he figure out Shuichi is FBI?]

[Just business as usual. You'll get used to it.]

Imai Ei: What? All three of them are undercover? This organization is doomed sooner or later!

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[Did Ei figure out that Randou brought back the former boss?]

[He even knows Mori Ougai killed the former boss. What's one more thing?]

[Then he must know Verlaine is coming, right? He really does! That's terrifying...]

Imai Ei: What? Verlaine is coming?! Chuuya, Dazai, hold your blades!

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[Here we go! Time to show them what our ultimate temp worker can do.]

[I used to wonder why everyone called Ei the temp-work king when he's clearly a mastermind. Now I get it.]

[Hahahaha, Gojo Satoru, bet you're shocked. Your classmate is a mafia executive!]

[Chuuya's shocked too. His buddy is also studying at the Jujutsu High School.]

[Only Dazai knows Ei used to be an executive at the wine organization and worked as a detective.]

Updated 2025.7.8

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