Do You Nobles at Your Academy Still Have Secret Crushes?

Shu Lai gets bound to a makeover System and transmigrates into a Mary Sue-style elite school, where she becomes the cannon-fodder, vicious childhood friend of the F4.

System: "Please work hard to turn the four male leads into successors to the cause of strengthening the nation!"

Shu Lai takes one look at their character profiles and feels her vision go black.

F1: A blond attack dog, arrogant, domineering, and looking down on everyone.

F2: A cold, aloof flower on a mountaintop, proud and uncaring.

F3: Looks lively and cheerful, but later ends up behind bars for love.

F4: Gentle and distant on the surface, but goes mad when his love isn't returned. A classic black-hearted wolf in sheep's clothing...

They're supposed to be good boys, right? Then she'll change them!

Nothing can stump a former public servant! She's got plenty of strength and tricks up her sleeve.

Shu Lai rolls up her sleeves.

In the equipment room at dusk, F1 is on the verge of a showdown with the heroine. Shu Lai immediately pulls out a pencil and suggests they play pencil spirit.

Then, with her incredibly convincing ghost act, she scares the arrogant F1 so badly he scrambles away on all fours. His heart isn't moved in the slightest.

F1: "Don't come near me! Aaaaaah!"

Then, under the incredulous gaze of the cool, aloof heartthrob F2, she sends him flying nearly a kilometer, leaving him spitting blood...

Shu Lai laughs so hard she honks like a goose. "Hahahahaha! Honk, honk, honk!"

The boy's impassive expression cracks.

F2: "Sometimes he really wants to call the police."

To change F3's playboy ways, Shu Lai kicks open the door when he is flirting with a girl in an empty classroom. F3, who was leaning against the door, launches into the air, then crawls and writhes two meters away.

She kindly reminds him, "Classmate, you can't do push-ups here."

F3 grits his teeth. "I don't want to win you over. I just want to punch you!"

When it comes to the quiet, well-behaved F4, Shu Lai thinks of how he'll go mad when his love goes unreturned later on, and feels a bit of a headache coming on.

To her surprise, on the very first day they reunite, F4 flies in by helicopter just to tell her, "Welcome back."

Shu Lai: ???

Things are starting to feel wrong.

Not long after, a love letter in F1's dog-scratch handwriting suddenly appears in her desk.

The blond attack dog has turned into a silly golden retriever, looking pitiful as he says, "You don't have to pay attention to me, but you can't hate me."

F3's eyes are full of romantic charm. When his friends question him, he simply says, "It'd be strange if I didn't like her."

F2 silently sets a bottle of milk by the window, his icy demeanor cracking a little as he says, "I just can't stand certain people showing up right on time for class because they went to buy milk."

And the black-hearted F4 from the book presses his beautiful face into her palm when she reaches out to shake him down, whispering, "I've been waiting for you all along."

Shu Lai: ???

The System breaks down, screaming: "What have you trained them into?! Aaaaah! I'm a makeover System!"

[Reader's Guide]

1. Irreverent fictional school setting. The four male leads are all one-sidedly in love with the heroine. A goofy, everyone-loves-her romantic battlefield, and all the male leads are inexperienced.

2. A pure heroine power fantasy. The author has eaten the logic: ^)

Other content warnings are in the first chapter author's note. I'll add more if I think of any, haha.

3. No shipping wars. The ending is one-on-one.

4. Thanks for reading my book ^_^

Here's the advance preview for my next book. Interested readers, take a look!

I Would Charge a Brick Wall for My Bros

Blurb:

Fu Feng transmigrates to another world and gets bound to a redemption System. To get home, she has to help the protagonist successfully overcome his tribulation. There are currently three books in her world:

Male Lead A was abandoned as a child and suffered countless hardships. After giving everything he had to get into Imperial Star No. 1 High School, he met the light of his life. From then on, he loved her until it killed him, willingly accepting every choice she made.

Fu Feng: Oh, I see. A simp's story.

So when Male Lead A plans to win a study-abroad spot and hand it over to the girl he loves, he discovers... Damn! What kind of monster is Shen Fu Feng? No matter how hard he studies, he can't beat her! No way, that spot has to be his!

Fu Feng: Ever heard of the queen of cramming?

Her competitive spirit blazes.

Male Lead B is a rich kid who never got enough attention from his family. He spends his days throwing money around for thrills, until he meets the heroine, who refuses to accept his money no matter what. "Damn, this woman is interesting."

Fu Feng dutifully plays the simp behind him for two months, finally collecting all the money he dropped along the way. Then she waves a hand and reports B, who wandered into a shady hotel, to the police.

Fu Feng: Now he's getting family attention, isn't he? :)

Male Lead B: Can you act like a human being for once?

Male Lead C is the future prince of the capital's elite circle. He wears Buddhist prayer beads around his wrist, and has been aloof and chaste since high school, like an untouchable heavenly lotus.

Fu Feng accidentally breaks the jade Buddha C keeps enshrined and comes up with the perfect fix in a moment of desperation.

Not long after, Male Lead C lifts the red cloth and finds himself face-to-face with an Ultraman...?

Male Lead C: Where's my huge jade Buddha?!

Fu Feng quietly takes credit for everything. You little punks, and you thought I couldn't redeem you?

The System screams: "Aaaaah! Are you sure you know what redemption means?!"

Theme: Building a harmonious society is every young person's duty.