The Lazy Couple Still Wants to Lie Flat Today

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Yu Feiwan transmigrates into a book and becomes a fake heiress on the verge of being exposed, as well as the cannon-fodder fiancée of a domineering male lead who is about to break off their engagement.

A truly hellish start.

She had planned to keep her head down. Marrying the male lead wouldn't be so bad, either.

But the timing of her transmigration into a book seems off. At this very moment, she's on her way to break off the engagement.

No matter. She can surely turn things around.

But why is the old man in the jade pendant, who belongs to the male lead, with his illegitimate younger brother?

And why is the male lead himself lying in bed in a vegetative state?

How did things end up like this? What went wrong?

Then something even more ridiculous happens.

Her identity as a fake heiress is exposed, and the Yu family, ever skilled at putting useless things to work, sends her to the male lead as a bride to bring him good fortune.

A fake and a good-for-nothing.

They really are a match made in heaven.

Looking at her newly minted husband in a vegetative state, Yu Feiwan lies beside him on the wedding bed and says, "The cultivation world is too scary. Let's just lie flat like salted fish. That sounds pretty nice."

A faint voice comes from beside her. "Great minds think alike."

Tu Nan is reborn. The first thing he does after being reborn is get rid of the old man in the jade pendant.

In his previous life, he worked himself to the bone and schemed at every turn. In the end, the mantis stalked the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind. After all that effort, he ended up paving the way for someone else.

The person was still the same, but the soul inside had changed.

Having seen it all, Tu Nan decides there's nothing wrong with being a happy salted fish.

He tosses aside the admission invitation from XX Sect.

He lounges lazily on the couch, with Yu Feiwan beside him, even lazier than he is.

Together, they make the sound of salted fish: "What should we eat tonight?"

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2024/07/14

My own take on cultivation. An abundance of original worldbuilding.

Coming soon: After Being Possessed for Three Years

[Tsundere little bird spirit x sharp-tongued, secretly sincere tough guy]

Jin He, a little phoenix, was possessed. An otherworldly soul and a romance-targeting System appeared inside her body.

The good news: After three years, the System and the transmigrator left without taking anything with them. All they left behind for her was:

A private treasury piled high with countless heavenly treasures,

A powerful reserve of spiritual energy that made her a match for almost no one,

An admission spot at the greatest academy in the world,

And the human world's number one sword cultivator, who had fallen for her.

The bad news: After being possessed, she spent most of her time sleeping.

Her spiritual energy wouldn't obey her.

The academy's entrance trials were just around the corner.

And after seeing her, the number one sword cultivator gradually turned dark, searching for traces of someone else through her.

Jin He ruefully discovers that everyone seems to prefer the version of herself from after she was possessed: diligent, ambitious, dependable, and steady.

Fortunately, her archenemy Tian Qu treats her exactly as he always has, which offers her a little comfort.

At least there's someone who, whether she's poor or rich, diligent or lazy, remains as indifferent to her as ever...

They were bound together by the red thread of fate from childhood, a symbol of the friendship between their two clans.

Neither of them wanted it, but they couldn't escape the bonds of fate.

All they could do was loathe each other.

*

From birth, Tian Qu was destined to become the next Demon King.

But he was only half human and half demon, welcomed by neither side.

Of everyone, he hated Jin He, the little bird, the most.

He hated how her constant chirping grated on his nerves.

He hated how she spent all day smiling brightly at everyone.

He hated how fickle she was, always being lured away by shameless men from the outside.

Most of all, he hated that he was never in her eyes.

*

An elder of the wolf clan says, "In the wolf clan, gently biting someone's cheek is a sign of affection."

Jin He looks at Tian Qu thoughtfully. "So when we first met, you weren't trying to eat me?!"

"Of course not. You hadn't even grown all your feathers yet. I thought someone had left my food unprepared. How could I possibly have liked..." The young man gives her a haughty glance from above, then turns his head away, refusing to look at Jin He's smug face, though the tips of his ears turn red.

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