His Majesty Is a Hopeless Romantic

Upcoming novel: "Today, I'm Still Trying to Avoid the Censor Bars" #Transmigrated into an erotica novel, three perverts keep devising ways to sleep with me

--- Blurb ---

Once a sparrow on a branch, she fell from the clouds in a single day.

In her previous life, Lu Wanyin married a down-and-out scholar who had passed the imperial exams, for love.

Everyone in Chang'an laughed at her.

But later, everyone said she was lucky.

In the first half of her life, she had the marquis's family backing her and the late emperor's favor. She lived in splendor.

Later, the marquis's family fell and the entire clan was exiled.

Song Zhiyu ignored the damage to his career and married her, and she became the wife of a powerful minister of the Court of Judicial Review.

Even after she died, everyone praised the scholar's devotion.

He took no concubines and never visited the brothels.

But few people knew that the scholar had someone else in his heart.

Lu Wanyin died at that person's hands.

His lover.

His ladder to the clouds.

The Noble Consort, who held the emperor's favor above all others.

The two carried on in secret, murdering her family and relatives before tormenting her to death.

Before she died, she heard the woman say:

"How pitiful. You're carrying a bastard and don't even know it. Every night, your own husband sends you to a thief's bed."

"I wonder what the emperor likes about that face. It doesn't matter. Once she's dead, that face will belong to me alone."

Reborn on the day her whole clan is imprisoned, she looks at the hand Song Zhiyu holds out to her.

She decides to cling to someone with an even more powerful backer than him.

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When news arrives that her parents and elder brothers have died unexpectedly, Lu Wanyin is kneeling at the feet of Lu Chen, a close confidant of the emperor.

Rumor has it he is cold-blooded and ruthless, with the blood of countless loyal generals on his hands, yet he is the emperor's sole trusted aide.

"I don't need a younger sister. If you want to be mine, you must give me everything. You will belong to me for this life and every life after. Lu Wanyin, you still have a chance to run."

"I've never even thought of running..."

She came back to drag every last one of them into hell.

The young woman slowly wipes the blood from the corner of her lips, grabs his sash, and lifts her beautiful, alluring face. "Brother, I'm yours."

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Blurb from the male lead's perspective:

I was picked up from a mass grave.

I was deaf and blind, filthy and ugly. I was beaten, starved, and scolded. Then one day, someone asked if I wanted to be her dog.

It was an audacious thing to say, but it made me a little happy. From then on, I'd be a dog with an owner.

The young woman turns to the man and asks, "So you built the Bronze Sparrow Terrace to imprison her and avenge the humiliation of being her dog?"

The man shakes his head. "She's the moon in the sky. The dog cage is naturally for me, her dog."

Reader's Guide:

Both leads are virgins, happy ending.

The male lead is so lovestruck he'd gladly offer the whole empire to the heroine.

The male lead uses a secret identity at first, but it's exposed very quickly.

The second male lead pursues his wife until he has to win her back through suffering.

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Upcoming novel:

"Today, I'm Still Trying to Avoid the Censor Bars"

[Three male characters / The heroine loves none of them]

#Transmigrated into an erotica novel, three perverts keep devising ways to sleep with me.

To pay her mother's medical bills, penniless Sheng Xia makes a deal with the System and transmigrates into a novel to take the place of the heroine who ran away and complete the plot.

She thought being an empress would be easy. She'd only have to occasionally sleep with the young, vigorous emperor, finish the plot, and then get the hell out.

Until Sheng Xia accidentally enters a secret chamber and discovers that she looks exactly like the late Crown Princess in a portrait...

"Niaoniao, you should call her sister-in-law."

"Only her eyes are different. Be good and let me gouge them out, all right?"

A cold whip lifts her chin.

Sheng Xia finally understands where all her injuries came from.

"Your Majesty, please, let me serve you."

At night, someone guides her hand to rub against a certain spot, leaving warm, damp traces by her ear.

Sheng Xia is so frightened that she packs her things and runs home that very night, only to find her legitimate elder brother is even more deranged.

"Brother, we're real siblings, related by blood!"

"Niaoniao, how do you think our parents died?"

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It's hopeless. They're all beyond saving.

No wonder the original heroine ran away. Who wouldn't run after meeting these perverts?

System: A friendly reminder, dear. You can return to reality only after completing the entire plot and remembering who you are.

Sheng Xia: What if I forget?

System: Then congratulations, dear. You'll become the heroine of this book.

#Escape, and don't forget who you are.

Reader's Guide:

1. The heroine and her brother are not related by blood.

2. The heroine will not fall in love. Everyone's feelings are one-sided. Her name is inspired by a climbing shrub that grows by relying on other trees.

3. The male characters are completely insane, inhuman, and utterly depraved. The male lead is still undecided.

4. There's no logic. I'm writing whatever comes to mind, and the System doesn't appear much.

Theme: When you're at your lowest, as long as you're willing to keep moving forward, any direction will take you up.