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On the surface: [Comedic lunatic and gentle NPC]
In reality: [Max-level Black Lotus and schemer with a secret identity]
The second before I walked into the civil affairs bureau, I inexplicably transmigrated.
At our first meeting, the man was dressed in white, whiter than snow. His eyes held the delight of having successfully stolen a bride, and his face practically said, "I'm your true love."
Only later did I learn that this so-called "true love" was the mastermind behind every tragedy in my life.
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After transmigrating into the game, the System gave me enough strength to destroy the world. I lived up to expectations, proving the words "born evil" with my actions. Mountains and rivers crumbled, seawater flooded inland, and heaven and earth changed color.
I skinned and dismembered dead monsters, drinking their blood and eating their flesh. I sacrificed people fighting in the war to entertain myself. But who cares? Who cares whether NPCs live or die?
On the city wall, the man stood beside me and joked that I treated human lives like weeds. I replied coldly, refusing to give him so much as a glance.
Later, he leaned close to my ear, his breath warm, his voice smooth and elegant, making my heart race.
"It is my honor to be your male pet."
"But could I ask Lord Yaoyao to keep only me by your side? I simply can't bear to share a wife with anyone else..."
Every word was spoken with alluring desire shining in his eyes.
Only then did I see clearly: this man would sacrifice every shred of dignity and every boundary to please me. Even if I exposed the most disgusting parts of my body, he'd probably rush over eagerly and lick and suck them in a frenzy.
What a lunatic.
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Behind the wedding curtains, on our wedding night, the moon was obscured by a bloody glow.
The moment I stabbed him, his long-silent heart began to beat.
The dagger sank into his flesh, yet he kept smiling brightly. He knelt on one knee, lifted my hand, and pressed it reverently to his lips.
"We'll meet again in hell."
This madman.
I know he will never let me go.
From the day we met, he had already arranged my ending. I would be trapped in this bizarre world, repeating that unbearably dull game again and again, for all eternity.
Too bad. I will never surrender.
People who say they want to die are often the ones who long for happiness more than anyone.
And fate's merciless wheels crushed my happiness into pieces long ago.
Note: The female lead is not a virgin, the male lead is.
It's extremely unhinged. If you like crazy characters, dive right in.
Theme: Taking control of your life
