A Useless Person's Guide to Surviving the Wilderness

What do you do when you wake up on a deserted island?

Option one: Go back to sleep.

Option two: Wait to die.

Option three: Sleep while waiting to die.

Xiang Yunan: ...So I'm definitely going to die, huh? I'm going to survive just to spite you!

The pampered young master, who had never lifted a finger, had never faced anything this difficult. At home, he was a useless layabout who did nothing but eat, drink, and have fun. After all his struggling, he was completely exhausted, had found nothing, and had even cut his pale, delicate fingers.

Xiang Yunan: Just die already. I give up. I'm not going on.

But there was still hope. He met an expert who happened to be challenging himself to survive in the wilderness on the island.

Xiang Yunan: I think I can do this after all.

His eyes shining, he clung tightly to the expert's leg.

Drinking water: made by the expert.

Shelter: built by the expert.

Food: caught by the expert.

Meals: cooked by the expert.

Xiang Yunan suddenly felt completely useless. Afraid the expert would kick him out, he offered to help. But he was no help at all and ended up twisting his ankle.

Xiang Yunan: I didn't do it on purpose. Do you believe me?

The expert gave him a mysterious smile. “I do. If you want to help so badly, you can warm my bed.”

Then he wrapped an arm around Xiang Yunan's slender waist, picked him up, and carried him into the wooden hut...

Xiang Yunan: Huh?!!!

Useless-at-everything, number-one loser gong x all-around wilderness survival expert shou

Content warning: Super short story. For casual readers only; don't overanalyze it.

The gong is extremely useless and can't do anything. He's weak and unfit; aside from being tall, he's weak in every way. The shou supports the household, while the gong is as pretty as a flower.

Theme: Never give up and never abandon hope