We Mafia Kiss Whoever We Want!

[High School Setting]

I'm a candidate for the Cloud Guardian of Varia's assassination squad.

Ever since I interned at Varia, the captain has been yelling at me to repeat mafia school. He says he's never seen an outstanding graduate like me, with perfect marks in mafia theory but lousy practical skills!

As a fresh mafia graduate, I've decided to make something of myself.

First, I'll take control of Sawada's Cloud Guardian, the person our boss hates most!

Next, I'll use that Hibari guy to bring their organization down from within!

Finally! I'll help our boss become the Tenth Generation boss!

Boss! Look at how determined I am! I'm nothing like that lowlife mafia Levi! ---

*

I met a kindred spirit in Namimori. He hated Hibari just as much as I did!

Then I found out they were Guardians of the main family!

The sky is falling! The traitor was right beside me all along!

They played with my feelings!

The boss says this is betrayal, an insult to the mafia!

By rights, I should give them the kiss of death to show that I'll hunt them to the ends of the earth.

But there's one problem. There are two of them. Who do I kiss?

*

I ran back to Sicily and threw the question at the captain. He yelled and waved his sword, then grabbed me by the arm and brought Sister Lussuria and little brother Fran along to Japan.

"Kiss them!"

The captain shouted, "Kiss them right now! Don't disgrace Varia! We mafia can kiss whoever we want!"

Really?

"VOI! Put some spirit into it!"

The captain said, "Pin them down!"

Sister Lussuria looked like she wanted to say something but couldn't, frantically trying to stop us. "Wait, this isn't right!!"

Fran wore an expressionless face. "Oh, so Lussuria actually cares about this? Me thought we were all heartless mafia."

That's right!

I'm a heartless mafia!

I, an outstanding mafia graduate, squeezed my eyes shut, steeled myself, and quickly bestowed the kiss of death.

---It missed.

I kissed a familiar tonfa instead.

That Hibari guy lifted his eyelids and gave me a bloodthirsty smile.

"A crowd? I'll bite you to death!"

---You! When did you get here?!

1. The male lead is Hibari, Hibari, Hibari!!!

2. The heroine's M side goes into overdrive, and so does mine.

3. The title isn't settled yet. It might change.

Theme: Love