Pre-collection of "The Disciples of Hehuan Palace Ran Away with the Ball", the copy is at the bottom~
Copywriting of this article:
Liu He has a boyfriend whom he has been dating online for a year. He is very busy and can only call at night to listen to the voice on the other side.
In order to provide for his brother's emergency, Liu He borrowed half of his living expenses this month. The remaining money was really not enough to last until the end of the month. He borrowed a few hundred from his online dating boyfriend and promised to pay it back next month.
As a result, her boyfriend opened an intimate payment for him.
As soon as he received the living allowance next month, Liu He repaid the borrowed money. When buying things, he forgot that the default payment method was "Intimate Payment".
[187 Boyfriend: Lace, maid, cat ears, three pieces of clothing cost more than a hundred. How can the quality be so cheap?
[187 Boyfriend: Who do you want to wear these for?
Fon:! !
[Fon: How do you know?
[187 Boyfriend: You use the intimate payment:)]
Later, her boyfriend became busier and busier. He didn't reply to messages or answer phone calls. Liu He suspected that he was in a different relationship.
My brother's advice: "Didn't he give you an intimate payment? Buy some small toys and see his reaction."
Liu He:? !
Brother's move is very damaging, but very useful.
The toys she bought casually to stimulate her boyfriend were used on herself. Liu He couldn't even get out of bed and took several days off.
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Yun Jingqiu is the youngest actor. Every time he is interviewed by reporters and asked about his intimate relationship, he always says: "I already have a partner. I have to be responsible for him and will never mess around outside."
He added: "My partner and I are very close, he is very cute, and he is my favorite person."
He also said: "It was he who saved me when I was in the most danger. It was he who did not despise me for being weak. It was he who always supported me, so that I can achieve what I have achieved today."
Everyone was moved by their divine love and wanted to know who the person Yun Jingqiu protected so well was.
No one expected that the person he was talking about turned out to be an online dating partner. The dangerous situation he mentioned in the interview was that he was besieged by people in the game, and his online dating partner stepped forward and killed everyone on the other side.
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Small theater
Liu He: "My partner's birthday is April 19th. In English, 419 means for one night. Will it be too obvious if I change my WeChat name to fon?"
Brother: "Do you want to work in the Intelligence Agency?"
Food guide:
1. Sweet brain text about double love
2. All settings in the entertainment industry have nothing to do with reality and only serve the protagonist's love.
3. A brainless sweet article, both have two brains for love, so what kind of logic orz is needed?
4. Just be happy ~ I don't like to exit the stop loss in time
5. To be added~
Pre-collection of "The Disciple of Hehuan Palace Ran Away with the Ball"
Song Li'an is a disciple of Hehuan Palace. He has been a disciple for hundreds of years and still has no partner.
He knows that he has a high vision. He doesn't like the sword cultivator who loves swords as much as his life; he doesn't like the smell of medicine that offends his nose; he doesn't like the arrogant appearance of the beast control cultivator; he doesn't like the sanctimonious appearance of the Taoist cultivator and Buddhist cultivator...
Those monks who came to pursue him were only interested in his skin and the skills of Hehuan Palace. No one really loved him.
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Song Li'an, who couldn't find a partner, decided to go out for training. When he saw the demon cultivator who was in line with his wishes, he admired that it was a worthwhile trip.
The demon cultivator asked: "There are many suitors for Li'an, why do you focus on me?"
Song Li'an glanced at him: "Are you afraid?"
The demon cultivator sneered: "How can I be afraid of them? But with a little trick, Li An won't be able to see them in a short time."
Later, Song Li'an found out that the demon cultivator had put laxatives in their food.
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The Hehuan Palace Kung Fu was inherently mysterious and would have different effects on the practitioners, but it was only after he became pregnant with the demon cultivator's child that he realized something was wrong.
Master didn't tell him that he would be pregnant! ?
He ran with the ball.
The demon cultivator's eyes were about to burst. He rushed to Hehuan Palace, grabbed his hand and cried bitterly: "How could you not want me anymore? You took my child and ran away, you heartless person!"
Fellow disciple of Hehuan Palace: Child? Get ready for the wedding ceremony now!
The sect's ten thousand-year-old widowed king is finally getting married! This is a great event for Hehuan Palace!
Food guide:
1. Attacking force is worth the ceiling, receiving is a great beauty
2. Have children, have children, have children!
3. To be added
Intention: Continuous self-improvement
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