Qiao Ruyi transmigrated into the body of a beggar.
With no hope of returning home, she inherited the beggar’s wish and embarked on the path of cultivation.
But the spirit-root stone was a thousand miles away, and the journey was long and fraught with danger.
Just as she found herself in dire straits, a System came knocking.
The System said it was an intelligent romance-game planner. Because it didn’t understand love, the games it designed had brought its company to the brink of bankruptcy. It had been dumped into this world, where multiple novels converged, and could only return if it wrote a perfect script.
As a System without a physical body, it needed Qiao Ruyi’s help. There were many outstanding figures in the novels who would make suitable reference characters for its game. If she could date them and help it build up its experience of love, assisting it in writing the perfect game script, it would ask its boss to send her home and give her enough money to last a lifetime.
Qiao Ruyi: For the sake of going home and getting rich, I’m in!
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Target One: A passionate, sunny, big-dog-type body cultivator
Chu Shuoyao, a direct disciple of Cangxu Fortress, had a crush on a female cultivator who was always smiling like a little sun.
On Chu Shuoyao’s birthday, the woman swung the tassel headband in her hand and said, “Want a present? If you promise to listen to me from now on, it’s yours.”
Chu Shuoyao muttered something under his breath. The woman leaned closer and heard him say, “I already listen to you all the time.”
Satisfied, she put the headband on the big-dog-like body cultivator, then mischievously hooked a finger under his chin with a giggle.
Chu Shuoyao’s face immediately turned bright red. He gave her a reproachful look, but the delight in his eyes spilled out despite his best efforts.
Target Two: A reserved, insecure white-dragon sword cultivator
Lu Wugui hated his silver-white hair most of all. It seemed to announce to everyone that he wasn’t human.
He also hated the name his parents had given him: Wugui, meaning “no way home.”
But when Chu Shuoyao’s partner realized how insecure he was, she told him earnestly, “Having no place to return to means the whole world is your home, doesn’t it? You can roam wherever you like, with the whole world at your feet. How free and amazing is that?”
And then he heard his heart pounding fiercely.
Target Three: A sinister, green-tea-style demonic cultivator who pretends to be innocent
Chi Jinxian couldn’t understand what he hadn’t done well enough to hide.
Why had she kept avoiding him from the moment they met, treating him like a plague?
Why was she friendly and warm to everyone else, yet cold and distant toward him?
Why did the bright moon shine on everything but him?
Target Four: A shy, extremely sensitive beast tamer with social anxiety
Target Five: A proud, childish peacock of an artifact cultivator
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My own take on immortal cultivation, with lots of original headcanon. Everything serves the plot, so please don’t overanalyze the details.
The heroine grows over the course of the story. She will return to the modern world, and the ending is undecided, so invest in a love interest at your own risk.
The first version of this blurb was written on June 22, 2025, and has been screenshotted.
Please add my upcoming novel to your reading list~~:
“Has the Zombie King Been Moved by the Saintly Man Today?”
Chi Cheng, an utterly ordinary recent graduate, was forced to bind herself to a Zombie King System on her way to report for her new job.
The Zombie King System praised itself for its discerning eye, claiming it had spotted Chi Cheng’s potential to become a Zombie King. It then forced a task on her: bite a living being.
Chi Cheng had no idea how it had reached that conclusion, but no deal. She refused to be forced into anything!
She argued her case with the System and demanded it leave her body. The next moment, commotion broke out ahead. Someone suddenly twisted their body into a knot, made a strange “guh-guh” sound, then clamped their teeth around the neck of the person beside them and tore off a chunk of flesh.
Immediately afterward, the person who had been bitten began making the same strange “guh-guh” sound.
“Zombies! They’re zombies!”
People fled in panic, piercing screams rang out, and the world fell into chaos in an instant.
Chi Cheng gulped and hurriedly asked, “What’s the reward for completing the task?”
The System replied, “You can exchange it for a total of one hour in zombie form. You’ll retain your reason during that hour, and zombies won’t attack you.”
Rounded up, wasn’t that basically a one-hour get-out-of-death-free card? How many supplies could she gather in that hour!
She was in!
Except her legs had gone weak and she couldn’t run. How was she supposed to find someone to bite?
The next moment, someone grabbed Chi Cheng’s wrist and dragged her along. “Come on, it’s dangerous here!”
Chi Cheng’s eyes lit up. Relax, she’d only take a tiny bite!
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On an unspecified day, Lin Qianjun was in a car accident and on the verge of death when he bound himself to a Saintly Man System and managed to survive.
The Saintly Man System told him that in a few days, the world would become an apocalypse overrun by zombies. He had to find the Zombie King, care for it, love it, protect it, and move it to give up its hostility toward humanity, bringing humans and zombies together as one and leading them hand in hand toward a brighter future.
Lin Qianjun wanted to say, “Are you out of your mind?” But when you’re at someone else’s mercy, you have to bow your head. The System had saved his life, and could take it back at any time.
That day, the System asked him to witness the birth of the first zombie, explaining that only by learning about zombies firsthand could he understand their hardships and learn empathy and perspective-taking.
When he arrived at the designated spot, the Saintly Man System suddenly issued its first minor task: [Rescue the girl whose legs have gone weak with fear and take her away from the site where the zombie outbreak begins. Reward for success: none. Punishment for failure: life reclaimed.]
Grinding his teeth, Lin Qianjun rushed forward and pulled the girl away.
“Come on, it’s dangerous here!”
The next moment, she bit down hard on his shoulder.
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A kind-hearted beagle of a fake Zombie King heroine × a laid-back, genuinely saintly man who’s always getting pushed around as the hero
Theme: Cherish every beautiful feeling
Could it be that Hong Auntie's son is Chiba [Chigua]
Could it be that Hong Auntie's son is Chiba [Chigua]
How come the chase is over! ! !
Teacher, it's almost the end of August, why haven't you updated yet? [Hold your thighs]
Xiaochu is a physical practitioner, you are a physical practitioner, what nonsense are you talking about here [dog head]
Hahahahaha, I thought he was an old man with white hair and a long beard.
Ten thousand years from now, we will be cultivating immortals in modern times. I feel like there will be foreshadowing, so I will mark it hahahaha
No washing allowed! ! I need to update this book carefully [poor]
The baby cloud beast is so cute, so cute [poor], the illusion is finally over.
Wow, is that male guest No. 4?