Miss Investigator, Please Answer [Cthulhu]

Legendary investigator Miss Malinda: Good day. Sorry to bother you with a letter after you retired. There is really something important that needs your help in investigating. We have just received news that your new husband, Mr. Cthugha, seems to be a top pollutant from the outside world. It's been more than 70 days without rain in Southern California. That's unusual, isn't it? In short, we need you to return to your role as an investigator. Please report to your local investigation bureau immediately after receiving the letter. General Bureau of Investigation June 29, 1890 Late at night, after reading the letter by candlelight, Malinda burned the letter. "I'm thirty years old and I just got married. Can they face this and call me ma'am?" Malinda rolled her eyes wildly. The sweet and exciting married life makes Malinda rejuvenated. The only little trouble is that her little husband doesn't seem to be good at being gentle afterward. He never hugs himself more after it's over. Malinda can understand that he is still young and needs training. At this moment, I am sorting out my clothes. "Honey, where are you going? It's still more than an hour before dawn." Malinda asked. Cthugha hurriedly came over and kissed her: "My dear, it's too late to wait until dawn - I went to work and will bring you a small cake when I come back." With that said, he hurried out. Cthugha ran all the way, thinking that when the sun comes out, why do you need me to come? The young husband left without mercy. Malinda jumped up from the bed and rushed to the living room to call the General Bureau of Investigation: "Hello, I don't know the operator number. I am Ms. Malinda. There is nothing wrong with my husband. He is just a handsome guy who just graduated from college and is very busy during his internship. Please don't disturb my married life. Thank you." Operator: "..." Malinda hung up the phone and looked at another black goat calf that openly broke into her garden to graze. She sneered: "How can I not know what my husband is?" Female protagonist: Legendary investigator, 30 years old, smart and sexy beauty, lover of bad jokes, with a glorious record of killing eight tentacle monsters with one punch Male protagonist: Fake Sun. He doesn't seem particularly smart, but it's hard to tell if he's deliberately pretending. His visual age is ten years younger than the female protagonist. Reading guide: 1. The surface is down, the core is up 2. The male protagonist's bust is more majestic than the female protagonist's 3. Western romance version of Mr. And Mrs. Smith, but Cthulhu, the whole point of you hiding it from me is literature Demining 1. The heroine is a non-virgin and has multiple relationship histories before marriage. People still miss her relationship history after marriage. 2. There may be a female protagonist with a single arrow. The blonde, blue-eyed and plump beauty is very charming. 3. The male protagonist may not necessarily be good in the early stage. It may be that "there is a good ventriloquist in Beijing". The specific setting depends on the opening of the text. 4. The background is a beautiful country in the last century, semi-fantasy, Cthulhu theme, the author has low moral quality 5. Add more when you think of it Purpose: Protect the Earth