I'm truly sorry, but I can't continue writing this book, and I won't be returning to it.
If I get a new idea, I might write a short story with the same premise to replace it. If that bothers you, feel free to remove it from your collection.
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Ruan Yunchu transmigrates into an extremely typical scum-and-doormat novel, as the archetypal submissive spouse who has been in a business marriage for three years and keeps causing trouble to attract her scumbag husband's attention.
He also discovers that his childhood friend Zhu Jiayan is the unattainable white moonlight his scumbag husband loves.
So, thanks to the bonus of being old acquaintances, the two of them hatch a plan to give this old-school scum-and-doormat story a shocking dose of melodrama...
The very day Ruan Yunchu transmigrates, he gets a divorce certificate from the scumbag.
That night, he takes the red certificate and drinks through the night with Zhu Jiayan, and somehow they end up in bed together (?).
Though the plot might be a little off, it doesn't affect their plan to deal with the scumbag.
They agree to pretend it never happened.
The more they want to hurry through the plot and get home, the more things take strange turns.
For instance, the three of them are now headed toward a love triangle where... you love him, he loves him, and he loves you.
Since it's all become such a mess, they might as well drink it while it's hot.
Realizing the plot will never get back on track, Ruan Yunchu decides to give up.
Under the pretext of acting, he kisses his dear childhood friend on the cheek right in front of the male lead, the scumbag's beloved white moonlight and Ruan Yunchu's ex-husband.
At last, the scumbag snaps.
Not long afterward, the scumbag confronts Ruan Yunchu again, demanding, "How could you make up something as ridiculous as being pregnant with his baby?!"
Ruan Yunchu covers his belly with a hand. "That's right. We have a child."
But he soon stops smiling.
Because it seems... he really does have a child now.
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Blurb revised on November 29, 2024, and saved again. Please act accordingly.
Theme: Your fate is in your own hands
Mi, have you given up? Tonic!!! 😭 😭 😭
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